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World s Funniest Football Jokes

Author : Jim Chumley
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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, "Yes, but we've got all the refs."Football is obviously very serious business— like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever

Author : Carl McInerney
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Football Jokes

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
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Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

The World s Best Football Jokes

Author : Edward Phillips
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Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.

Football Jokes

Author : James R. Rothaus
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A collection of jokes and riddles featuring football players, coaches, and the game in general.

The Little Book of Football Jokes

Author : Joe King
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!

Football s Funniest Jokes

Author : Jim Chumley
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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players’ hairstyles. 'Football’s Funniest Jokes' is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you’re still feeling sore about that goal that was NEVER off-side.

Best 100 Football Jokes

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100 Football jokes to make your days better! The best 100 football jokes carefully picked up so you will burst yourself laughing! Perfect to entertain your friends in a bar while drinking a beer or to tease your buddy about his favorite team(just change the name of the team). 100% guaranteed laughter!

Football Joke Book

Author : Clive Gifford
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Have a laugh this World Cup with this fantastically funny collection of football jokes. With jokes galore, puns, one liners, visual gags and play on words, this book will have your friends, family and even pets laughing!

Match Football Joke Book

Author : Match
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Match! Football Joke Book is filled with loads of hilarious, silly jokes about football that will keep you laughing for days!Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul.When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles.With funny illustrations, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals - this football shaped book is the perfect gift for any footy fan!

The Ultimate Football Activity Book

Author : Sandy Ransford
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Bursting with brilliant puzzles, clever crosswords and hilarious jokes, this book provides the perfect way to pass the time during those boring 0-0 draws. Don't watch the World Cup without it! How do ghost footballers keep fit? With regular exorcise. Which football team never meets before matches? Queens Park Strangers.

The Ultimate Football Joke Book

Author : Egmont Publishing UK
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100 Best Jokes Family Edition

Author : various authors
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One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!

Laugh Attack

Author : Highlights
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"Inside you'll find more than 1,000 of the most hilarious jokes, riddles, and cartoon ever created--all specially curated by the editors of Highlights. This fully illustrated collection of fun guaranteed to cause a serious laugh attack--again and again!"--

The World s Funniest Roast Jokes

Author : Red Stangland
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The World s Best Sports Riddles and Jokes

Author : Joseph Rosenbloom
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Presents hundreds of riddles and jokes relating to football, baseball, weightlifting, karate, croquet, and other sports.

World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2

Author : Abigail F. Brown
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Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.

World s Funniest Monster Jokes for Kids

Author : Guy Campbell
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Illustrated with hilarious cartoons throughout, this book is one of three titles which contains monster and zombie jokes for children aged 8 and over.

The Little Book of Christmas Jokes

Author : Joe King
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A perfect stocking filler, The Little Book of Christmas Jokes will keep little ones laughing until the turkey's roasted! Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey he s always stuffed."

The World s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 3

Author : Cider Mill Press
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Here are over 160 more hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in this third volume of The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants quips, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor. With The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 3 on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!