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The Very Bad Book

Author : Andy Griffiths
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In a very bad wood,There was a very bad house.And in that very bad house,There was a very bad room.And in that very bad room,There was a very bad cupboard.And in that very bad cupboard,There was a very bad shelf.And on that very bad shelf,There was a very bad box.And in that very bad box,There was a VERY BAD BOOK...AND THIS IS IT!!!

The Very Bad Bunny

Author : Marilyn Sadler
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P.J. Funnybunny's mother and father and his many brothers and sisters all call him a bad bunny. But when P.J. and his family have to spend a day with little cousin Binky, they really begin to understand just how bad a bunny can be. Bright, lively illustrations follow this funny story to its delightful ending.

A Very Very Bad Thing

Author : Jeffery Self
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Marley is one of the only gay kids in his North Carolina town -- and he feels like he might as well be one of the only gay kids in the universe. Or at least that's true until Christopher shows up in the halls of his high school. Christopher's great to talk to, great to look at, great to be with-and he seems to feel the same way about Marley. It's almost too good to be true. There's a hitch (of course): Christopher's parents are super conservative, and super not okay with him being gay. That doesn't stop Marley and Christopher from falling in love. Marley is determined to be with Christopher through ups and downs-until an insurmountable down is thrown their way. Suddenly, Marley finds himself lying in order to get to the truth-and seeing the suffocating consequences this can bring. In A Very, Very Bad Thing, Jeffery Self unforgettably shows how love can make us do all the wrong things for all the right reasons-especially if we see them as the only way to make love survive.

Very Bad Things

Author : Ilsa Madden-Mills
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#6 in Amazon Store; #1 in New Adult Romance"He's my Romeo, but I'm not his Juliet."Everyone thinks Nora Blakely is perfect. And why wouldn't they? Valedictorian of her class and a Texas beauty queen, she's well on her way to Princeton after kissing everyone goodbye at graduation. Until the day she cracks wide open in front of the entire school. Leo Tate is a tattooed bad boy who's sworn to never fall in love, especially with a high school girl. But she keeps showing up at his gym, wearing short skirts and tempting him with her list of bad things.He wants to resist her, but with one touch of her lips, forbidden love has never tasted so sweet.Welcome to Briarwood Academy . . . where sometimes, the best things in life are Very Bad Things.*Mature Content**Author's note: Each book in the BW series is written as a stand-alone love story following a new couple, but you'll enjoy reading the other titles and seeing familiar faces return. 1: VERY BAD THINGS (Nora and Leo) 2: VERY WICKED THINGS (Dovey and Cuba)3. VERY TWISTED THINGS (Violet and Sebastian)

The Bad Book

Author : Andy Griffiths
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WARNING! This book contains nothing but bad stories, bad illustrations, bad poems, bad cartoons and bad riddles about bad characters doing bad things. It is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad book.BAD JACK HORNERBad Jack HornerSat in a cornerPulling the wings off a fly.He swore at his mumKicked his dad in the bum,And said 'Oh, what a bad boy am I'.

Rayna Tenay and the Very Bad Hair Week

Author : Alyssa Cochrane-Grannum
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In this fictional children's picture book, Rayna decides that she doesn't want to get her hair washed or braided and this leads to an itchy, soapy, and comical experience. She even tries to wash it herself and is in such a hurry to get to school she doesn't realize her hair is standing on end and that she looks like the creature from the black lagoon. Needless to say, her classmates and teacher are confused by her peculiar look. It delivers a moral in a way that almost everyone can relate to that sometimes we have to do things that are good for us even though we may not want to. This story is great for any school aged child that has ever had to do something they didn't want to do in order to better themselves.

The Very Bad Thing

Author : Elizabeth Cummings
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A picture book about a child sailing on the vast ocean and surviving the very bad thing that has happened to him.

A Very Bad Wizard

Author : Tamler Sommers
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In the first edition of A Very Bad Wizard: Morality Behind the Curtain – Nine Conversations, philosopher Tamler Sommers talked with an interdisciplinary group of the world’s leading researchers—from the fields of social psychology, moral philosophy, cognitive science, and primatology—all working on the same issue: the origins and workings of morality. Together, these nine interviews pulled back some of the curtain, not only on our moral lives but—through Sommers’ probing, entertaining, and well informed questions—on the way morality traditionally has been studied. This Second Edition increases the subject matter, adding eight additional interviews and offering features that will make A Very Bad Wizard more useful in undergraduate classrooms. These features include structuring all chapters around sections and themes familiar in a course in ethics or moral psychology; providing follow-up podcasts for some of the interviews, which will delve into certain issues from the conversations in a more informal manner; including an expanded and annotated reading list with relevant primary sources at the end of each interview; presenting instructor and student resources online in a companion website. The resulting new publication promises to synthesize and make accessible the latest interdisciplinary research to offer a brand new way to teach philosophical ethics and moral psychology.

Izzy the Very Bad Burglar

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Izzy comes from a family of excellent burglars. But every time Izzy takes something that doesn’t belong to her, she gets a bad feeling in her stomach that won’t go away. She tries to tell her parents about the bad feeling, but whenever she mentions it, they tell her she needs to be a good burglar. Izzy finds ways to make the funny feeling in her stomach subside. She and her friend, Frog, start by tidying up as they burgle. They make the beds, dust, wash the dishes, and do the laundry. When the people come home, some of their things will be gone . . . but at least they won’t have any chores to do. But that isn’t quite enough. So Izzy also starts baking her special double chocolate brownies with gooey caramel chunks. When the people realize they’ve been burgled, at least they will have a nice, tidy house with no chores to do and something sweet to eat. But that isn’t quite enough either. Will Izzy ever find a way to get rid of this funny feeling she gets every time she has to steal? Will she find a way to be a good burglar and a good person, too? Readers will fall in love with this little troublemaker with a very big heart. A sweet picture book with an important message about doing what's right and not giving in to peer pressure for children ages 3 to 6. Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Very Bad Things

Author : Susan McBride
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A dark, moody, boarding-school murder mystery teens won’t be able to put down. Katie never thought she’d be the girl with the popular boyfriend. She also never thought he would cheat on her—but the proof is in the photo that people at their boarding school can’t stop talking about. Mark swears he doesn’t remember anything. But Rose, the girl in the photo, is missing, and Mark is in big trouble. Because it looks like Rose isn’t just gone . . . she’s dead. Maybe Mark was stupid, but that doesn’t mean he’s a killer. Katie needs to find out what really happened, and her digging turns up more than she bargained for, not just about Mark but about someone she loves like a sister: Tessa, her best friend. At Whitney Prep, it’s easy to keep secrets . . . especially the cold-blooded kind. “I’ll read anything by Susan McBride.” —#1 New York Times bestselling author Charlaine Harris People are saying GOOD THINGS about VERY BAD THINGS . . . “A compelling mystery that will suck readers in and keep them turning the pages to reach the exciting conclusion.” —Joelle Charbonneau, New York Times bestselling author of The Testing "Fans of the Pretty Little Liars series will appreciate the high drama and plot twists."—School Library Journal "Fast-paced, well-crafted . . . this will be a popular book."—VOYA “A white-knuckled climax.”—Booklist “An eerie psychodrama.”—The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books “The venerable yet sinister school, complete with a web of subterranean steam tunnels, is as absorbing as the tightly wound mystery.”—Publishers Weekly From the Hardcover edition.

Very Bad Poetry

Author : Kathryn Petras
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Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined). From the Trade Paperback edition.

Diary of a Very Bad Year

Author : Anonymous Hedge Fund Manager
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“Diary of a Very Bad Year is a rarity: a book on modern finance that’s both extraordinarily thoughtful and enormously entertaining.” — James Surowiecki, author of The Wisdom of Crowds “A great read. . . . HFM offers a brilliant financial professional’s view of the economic situation in real time, from September 2007, when problems in financial markets began to surface, until late summer 2009.” — Booklist “n+1 is the rightful heir to Partisan Review and the New York Review of Books. It is rigorous, curious and provocative.” — Malcolm Gladwell A profoundly candid and captivating account of the economic crisis and subprime mortgage collapse, from an anonymous hedge fund manager, as told to the editors of New York literary magazine n+1.

The Case of the Very Bad Cat

Author : Perry Elisabeth Kirkpatrick
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"I'm Mia. I know how to write. Why's that a big deal? Because... I'm a cat." After nearly being discovered by the scientists from Caput Laboratories and having to fake her own death, Mia has been lying low. As Christmas approaches, she gets herself temporarily adopted by College-Guy, also known as Tommy. Something is afoot in the neighborhood, though, and when Mia is accused of leaving dead mice and birds on the neighbors' doorstep, she's determined to get to the bottom of it. But even the mystery isn't what it seems. Will Mia be able to solve the case of the Very Bad Cat? Will she be able to return home so Keith doesn't spend Christmas all alone?

Snug and Rug and the No Good Very Bad Thing A Story of Coping Calming Courage for Children

Author : Mary Ruth Cross Mft
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Snug and Rug and the 'No Good Very Bad Thing' is the adventurous story of two unlikely creatures becoming friends and learning how to manage when things get rough after the 'No Good Very Bad Thing' blows through. This story helps children who experience unexpected difficulties or trauma and realize that even when a 'no good very bad thing' blows through they can feel better. This book includes an activity with tips for parents, caregivers and counselors to create a soothing blanket with a child that can remind the child that they are courageous and resilient no matter when a 'no good very bad thing' blows through. Snug and Rug and the 'No Good Very Bad Thing' also includes a coloring book, which provides another soothing opportunity for children.

Shit Very Bad Words Coloring Book

Author : Funnyreign Publishing
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ADULT SWEAR COLORING BOOK - EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE Are you looking for an excellent gag gift or something you simple won't find anywhere else? If so, this booklet is loaded with vulgar and horrible words and sayings that simply can't be said out loud. So instead, you must color them in! This is a BIG BOOK, as it has over 200 pages and it's very sturdy and thick. Compared to other adult coloring books, this is one of the thickest and most original out there. Each individual coloring page had a black backside so you won't have to worry about ink or pen bleeding through. This double packed issue is loaded up with 50 original designs, while having 100 total coloring pages in the booklet. With a double set in each book, you are guaranteed to have a great time coloring in these pages, passing them out to friends or even leaving them around the office. Some of the most popular pages within this book include: Stupid Douche Bitch Whore Bastard Twat Crap Dickhead Jagoff and many more that we couldn't list here... Many of us have filthy mouthes, but we are sure you've never said or even heard some of the horrible cuss words found inside this book. This coloring booklet is a can't miss and will quickly go viral among your friends, family and co-workers -- if you dare to show it to anyone else! SIZE: 8.5x11 PAPER: Black and White Coloring Pages FEATURES: 100 Single-Sided Designs with d104 PAGES: 207 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Order your copy today!

Panda The Very Bad Cat Santa Claws

Author : Lacey L. Bakker
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Panda the cat is all grown up! Follow him on another adventure!

Alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day

Author : Judith Viorst
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After more than forty years, still the worst day ever! Now a major film starring Steve Carrell, Jennifer Garner and Bella Thorne. Read the inspiration behind the new major film starring Steve Carrell, Jennifer Garner and Bella Thorne. He could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day... He went to sleep with gum in his mouth and woke up with gum in his hair... When he got out of bed, he tripped over his skateboard and by mistake dropped his sweater in the sink while the water was running... What do you do on a day like that? Well, you may think about going to Australia. You may also be glad to find that some days are like that for other people too. This funny and endearing story has delighted readers for more than forty years and is the inspiration behind the upcoming film, starring Jennifer Garner and Steve Carrell.

Pogman and the Very Bad Hair Day

Author : Shane DeRolf
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Pussy Very Bad Words Coloring Book

Author : Funnyreign Publishing
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ADULT SWEAR COLORING BOOK - EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE Are you looking for an excellent gag gift or something you simple won't find anywhere else? If so, this booklet is loaded with vulgar and horrible words and sayings that simply can't be said out loud. So instead, you must color them in! This is a BIG BOOK, as it has over 200 pages and it's very sturdy and thick. Compared to other adult coloring books, this is one of the thickest and most original out there. Each individual coloring page had a black backside so you won't have to worry about ink or pen bleeding through. This double packed issue is loaded up with 50 original designs, while having 100 total coloring pages in the booklet. With a double set in each book, you are guaranteed to have a great time coloring in these pages, passing them out to friends or even leaving them around the office. Some of the most popular pages within this book include: Stupid Douche Bitch Whore Bastard Twat Crap Dickhead Jagoff and many more that we couldn't list here... Many of us have filthy mouthes, but we are sure you've never said or even heard some of the horrible cuss words found inside this book. This coloring booklet is a can't miss and will quickly go viral among your friends, family and co-workers -- if you dare to show it to anyone else! SIZE: 8.5x11 PAPER: Black and White Coloring Pages FEATURES: 100 Single-Sided Designs with d104 PAGES: 207 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Order your copy today!

No Good Very Bad Asian

Author : Cheuk Leland
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Witty and wise, NO GOOD VERY BAD ASIAN is a heartwarming and heartbreaking novel about daring to dream in America, a story that is both timely and timeless.