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Little Book of Dad Jokes So Bad They re Good

Author : Hippo! Orange
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A pocket-sized volume of the best (worst?) dad jokes.

The Little Book of Gift Dad Jokes

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Bad Dad Jokes

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What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. Which athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.

The Little Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Adam Rogers
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A treasure trove of the very best dad jokes guaranteed to honour and amuse the father or dad-to-be in your life. From some truly pa-worthy pun work to the cheesiest punchlines this side of Cheddar Gorge, this book is a comedy dad-gift sure to bring a smile to the face of every man who is - in every sense - terribly, terribly funny. No bells or whistles, just great dad jokes.PRAISE FOR THE AUTHOR"Even better than that book I just finished reading about anti-gravity - and just as hard to put down!" - Michael Dadson."I read this book not long after I finished that novel about Mount Everest. Talk about a cliffhanger!" - David Fatherington."A top, top book. Originally I had plans to read a different book about sinkholes, but they fell through." - Pete Papaton.

The Little Book for Dads

Author : Adams Media
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Hundreds of family traditions to share with your little ones! Play an exciting game of Slapjack with your kids. Spark their creativity with the perfect rainy day craft. Send those sleepy eyes off to bed with an enchanting tale of adventure. A collection that you'll turn to time and time again, The Little Book for Dads offers hundreds of your favorite stories, games, and jokes to share with your entire family. From reading Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp to building a Tin Can Telephone to playing a game of Crazy Eights, this book will inspire hours of fun and laughter as you revisit these classic childhood treasures with your little ones.

150 Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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What do you call your dad if he freezes? POPsicle! 150 Hilarious and Clean Dad Jokes that will keep kids laughing for hours on end! A Must-have for Father's Day either to read to your dad or to have him read it! Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some laughs and groans! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback**

150 Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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What do you call your dad if he freezes? POPsicle! 150 Hilarious and Clean Dad Jokes that will keep kids laughing for hours on end! A Must-have for Father's Day either to read to your dad or to have him read it! Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some laughs and groans!

World s Greatest Dad Jokes

Author : John Brueckner
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Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants jokes, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor that is all new and exclusive to this book. With Dad Jokes on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!

The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes

Author : Phillip Lancaster
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What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!

Good Bad and Just Plain Silly Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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Good Bad and Just Plain Silly Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes for Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations on Every Page! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

The Little Book of Dad

Author : Orange Hippo!
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Father’s Day 2021 is right around the corner – Little Book of Dad is the perfect novelty gift and BRAND-NEW bathroom companion to snag just in time! With jokes, quotes, to-do lists and even dad bod tips, this laugh-out-loud handsomely packaged gift is a hilarious celebration of the world’s most misunderstood and fragile species of man. Their bellies may stretch their spandex beyond saving and their capes may only fly after an ominous-sounding fart, but – make no mistake – dads are superheroes. Well, half the time, at least. Because, let's not forget, when it comes to messing things up, dads are also incredibly self-sufficient. Ignored by moms everywhere and taken advantage by babies of all ages, being a dad is arguably the world's toughest job (after motherhood, of course). Overworked, underpaid and constantly in need of feeding, dads deserve just as much attention, validation and an equal share of the duvet as moms, and yet often have to settle for second best. From taxi-ing teenagers to funding fun, juggling jobs to half-baking house chores, dads simply are the best. Even at their hungover worst. Little Book of Dad is a celebration of dad-hood, daddy-ing and all the dad-based shenanigans that comes with it. The bitesize fun book is the perfect impulse gift for exhausted dads of all strange shapes, sizes and smells, which, last time we looked, was all of them.

The Little Book for Dads

Author : Adams Media
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Hundreds of family traditions to share with your little ones! Play an exciting game of Slapjack with your kids. Spark their creativity with the perfect rainy day craft. Send those sleepy eyes off to bed with an enchanting tale of adventure. A collection that you'll turn to time and time again, The Little Book for Dads offers hundreds of your favorite stories, games, and jokes to share with your entire family. From reading Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp to building a Tin Can Telephone to playing a game of Crazy Eights, this book will inspire hours of fun and laughter as you revisit these classic childhood treasures with your little ones.

The Dad Joke Bible

Author : Christopher Reed
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Chris Reed, professionally known as Plastician is a world renowned DJ and Producer. He is also known for his love of awful jokes and puns, or "Dad Jokes" as the world has crowned them. After years of littering twitter with these one liners, pressure has mounted on him to compile them into a handy book - something that can be stored in the home or in a bag that can be referenced in times of need. Whether for use as a self helping pick me up, or some revision ahead of an important meeting where you need to really flex your wit among colleagues and potential new clients. This book contains some of those famed and often viral twitter posts, alongside hundreds of his favourite finds and some brand new jokes that are yet to be posted. At the end of 2020, it's important we smile in the face of adversity - so expect plenty of COVID-19 puns in here for good measure - right in time for Christmas! So if you're a Dad looking to level up, a Mum who appreciates a bad joke, or perhaps even just want to support a musician being advised to retrain by the UK government - The Dad Joke Bible is the book for you.

A Little Book about My Awesome Dad Dad Jokes Are Tragically Hip Funny Pun

Author : Nishat Rahman
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A Little Book About My Awesome Dad - Dad Jokes Are Tragically Hip Funny Pun . Make Daddy's heart melt with a special, personalized gift from his kids! There is nothing more special for Dad than to hear how much he is loved. This fill in the blank book allows your child to tell their father in their own words how much he means to them. Each prompt gives them the opportunity to explore just how special Daddy is. It is perfect for a special day like Father's Day, a birthday, holidays or just because.

The Reading Teacher s Book of Lists

Author : Jacqueline E. Kress
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The essential handbook for reading teachers, now aligned with the Common Core The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists is the definitive instructional resource for anyone who teaches reading or works in a K-12 English language arts-related field. Newly revised and ready for instant application, this top seller provides up-to-date reading, writing, and language content in more than 240 lists for developing targeted instruction, plus section briefs linking content to research-based teaching practices. This new sixth edition includes a guide that maps the lists to specific Common Core standards for easy lesson planning, and features fifty brand-new lists on: academic and domain-specific vocabulary, foundation skills, rhyming words, second language development, context clues, and more. This edition also includes an expanded writing section that covers registers, signal and transition words, and writers' craft. Brimming with practical examples, key words, teaching ideas, and activities that can be used as-is or adapted to students' needs, these lists are ready to differentiate instruction for an individual student, small-group, or planning multilevel instruction for your whole class. Reading is the center of all school curricula due to recent state and federal initiatives including rigorous standards and new assessments. This book allows to you skip years of curating content and dive right into the classroom armed with smart, relevant, and effective plans. Develop focused learning materials quickly and easily Create unit-specific Common Core aligned lesson plans Link classroom practice to key research in reading, language arts and learning Adapt ready-made ideas to any classroom or level It's more important than ever for students to have access to quality literacy instruction. Timely, up to date, and distinctively smart, The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists should be on every English language arts teacher's desk, librarian's shelf, literacy coach's resource list, and reading professor's radar.

Dad Jokes For Kids

Author : Hayden Fox
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Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

Dad Jokes For Kids

Author : Hayden Fox
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Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

The Little Book of Shit Jokes

Author : Sid Finch
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My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn’t turn it down. What’s black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.

The Little Book of Dad s Wisdom

Author : Denis Baker
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"Every son or daughter has learnt valuable life lessons from their Dad. Things that will always stay with them and guide them through life. The 'Little book of Dad's wisdom' by Denis, Ian and Paul Baker is a gathering of all the phrases and teachings they learnt growing up. This reflection of one family will surely spark reflections for theirs. With dedicated pages to add personal thoughts and comments this beautiful little book inspires the reader to recall all the Dad jokes, hilarious advice and strong works of wisdom that only Dad's can provide. A truly special gift that every Dad will treasure"--back cover.