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The Candidate in the Rye

Author : John Marquane
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"If you really want to hear about me running for president, the first thing you'll probably want to know is what country I was born in, and what my experience holding political office is like, and what my tax returns say, and all that Mitt Romney kind of crap, but I don't feel like talking about any of that, if you want to know the truth. And if I'm being honest -- I'm the best at the truth. I really am." -The Candidate in the Rye One day not too long ago, John Marquane, a one-time writer for the Harvard Lampoon, noticed that The Catcher in the Rye was in fact written in the voice of Donald J. Trump. With just weeks before the November 2016 election, Marquane got to work. The Candidate in the Rye parodies J. D. Salinger's controversial and often-banned masterpiece, reimagining it through the eyes of the Republican Nominee as he lags in those dirty, terrible polls with three days to go before the election. Follow America's least phony candidate as he runs away from his running mate, Pencey, puts on one of literature's greatest symbols -- his red Make America Great Again hat -- and embarks on an aimless quest to figure out just what the hell's the point of all this political crap, anyway. Will Trump blow it? Will the United States elect a president whose problems most closely resemble those of a fictional sixteen year-old? Will he, like Holden Caulfield with his sister Phoebe, find solace in watching his daughter Ivanka ride round and round on the carousel in Central Park, which, and you can look this up, is in fact now run by Donald J. Trump? Will the angstiest man in America finally face his own demons, and maybe even his ex-wives? The Candidate in the Rye is available online both as a Kindle ebook and paperback, both with themes and meaning included. And don't forget to check out another new parody by Marquane: a send-up of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child titled Harry Potter and the Worst Child.

The Rye house plot or Ruth the conspirator s daughter

Author : George William M. Reynolds
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A Killer in the Rye

Author : Delia Rosen
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Nashville Katz is about to be the main course of her own Early Bird Special! Has deli owner and former New Yorker Gwen "Nashville" Katz bitten off more than she can chew? The spunky owner of Murray's Pastrami Swami finds the McCoy's Bakery delivery guy dead right in front of her deli, and his employers want to settle someone's corned beef hash. With the pregnant wife of the expired driver due any minute and her policeman brother turning up the heat, Gwen's in quite a pickle--she's a prime suspect and is about to face a griddling hot enough to sizzle a Hebrew National Frankfurter. Clearing her name and finding the killer won't be easy. Is it a newspaper editor with an off-the-record grudge? A dirty cop? Maybe a vegan with a serious beef? Between juggling two romances and making salami sandwiches, Gwen barely has time to dig for clues. But when she uncovers an un-kosher Katz family secret, she knows it's now. . .or never! Because the ties that bind. . .can also strangle! A Deadly Deli Mystery A native of Brooklyn, New York, Delia Rosen is the author of A Brisket, A Casket and One Foot in the Gravy. She now lives in Maine. She spends her time between writing and searching for good bagels.

The Master Key to Public Offices and Candidate s Complete Instructor The Whole Forming a Comprehensive Hand book for All Persons Desirous to Enter Her Majesty s Civil Service

Author : John BOULGER
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The Ecclesiastical gazette or Monthly register of the affairs of the Church of England

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Friends Intelligencer

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The Musical Herald and Tonic Sol fa Reporter

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The Candidate

Author : Sally A. Allen
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Rand Jacobs is a Republican candidate for President of the United States. The story follows him through the campaign trail; during this time he meets a young woman who's friendship turns into romance. His opponent is Democratic candidate Josh Samson who tries to thwart him all the way. Rand's bodyguards are kept busy by the many times their campaign is sabotaged, including an attempted assassination by the opposite party.

United States Congressional Serial Set

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House Documents

Author : USA House of Representatives
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Economic Impact of Low Water Levels in the Great Lakes

Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Commerce. Subcommittee on Merchant Marine and Fisheries
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Equal Time

Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Commerce
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Committee Serial No. 29. Considers legislation to suspend the equal time rule for political broadcasting during 1964 campaigns for major offices, including President and Vice President.

The Administration on the Eve of the Rebellion

Author : James Buchanan
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Mr Buchanan s Administration on the Eve of the Rebellion

Author : James Buchanan
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The Lancet London

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The Records of Rye Corporation

Author : Richard F. Dell
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Contains an inventory of the records of the corporation of Rye, Sussex, England, which is a parish, borough and hundred. Includes many names and dates.

Albany Law Journal

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The Reform Club 1836 1978

Author : George Woodbridge
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A Full and Correct Report of the Trial of Jeremiah Smith for Wilful and Corrupt Perjury at the Central Criminal Court March 2nd 1854 MS notes

Author : Jeremiah SMITH (Mayor of Rye.)
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The Christian Union

Author : Henry Ward Beecher
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