The Bumper Book of Blackboard Blunders

Spelling Slip-Ups and Homework Howlers


Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781786855435


Page: 320

View: 9493

'I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.' 'My dads boss lives in a big hose.' 'When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.' Children are at their funniest when they're trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from the profound to the downright X-rated. Enjoy this bumper edition of side-splitting spelling slip-ups and hilarious homework howlers.

Bumper Classroom Clangers

A Rowdy Assembly of Howlers and Gaffes


Author: Vincent Shanley

Publisher: Portico

ISBN: 9781907554124

Category: Humor

Page: 256

View: 1986

An A+ buffet of brilliant blackboard blunders and bloopers from teachers, pupils and parents! A side-splitting collection of hilarious exam results, teacher mistakes and classroom call-outs! So funny, you'll wish you were at back at school again! All present and correct (even if arriving late with a terrible excuse) Bumper Classroom Clangers, is jam-packed with a boisterous gaggle of hilarious classroom calamities, silly schoolboy errors and gold star gaffes – more than enough to have you rolling down the corridors in fits of childish giggles! Bumper Classroom Clangers is the definitive catalogue of blackboard blunders made by teachers, parents and pupils – full of bloopers so brilliant that you would be sent straight to detention if they weren’t so funny. Delving deep into the well-thumbed textbooks and exam papers of history – as well as other unforgettable playground and education-related mishaps – Bumper Classroom Clangers has hundreds of side-splitting anecdotes and antics that deserve an A+ for originality and hilarity and will have you yearning to be back at your desk all over again.