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Book of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
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Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."

Third Book of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
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As Pope Benedict XVI has said, "A writer once said that angels can fly because they don't take themselves too seriously. Maybe we could also fly a bit if we didn't think we were so important." Imagine the pontiff, now in his eighties and undoubtedly feeling the pains of growing older himself, cracking a joke about it to one of the cardinals in the Vatican. So must every married couple do as they go about the business of maintaining a loving, committed relationship...but discover that they still get on each other's nerves occasionally.Here is The Third Book of Catholic Jokes, chosen and told by Deacon Tom Sheridan, the former editor of The Catholic New World, the newspaper of the Archdiocese of Chicago. He is now retired and living with his wife in Florida. The book also features a Foreword by Father James Martin, SJ, the culture editor of America magazine and the author of Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor and Laughter Are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life.This edition of this popular series of books focuses on the universal--and often hilarious--human experience of relating to one another and growing old together. These stories, jokes, lists, and one-liners are mostly about lay people and are told from a "Catholic" (that is, Roman Catholic) or a "catholic" (that is, universal and about everyone) perspective. They are "clean" and not "mean" and are certainly not intended to offend anyone of any faith or situation in life. But if we can't make fun of ourselves about the difficulties of growing older or trying to maintain our most intimate relationships over a lifetime, then how can we ever expect to "fly a bit"?

Second Book of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
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In this follow up to the bestselling Book of Catholic Jokes, Tom Sheridan again offers a hilarious collection of clean and well-intentioned jokes designed to spark smiles, laughter, and maybe even a little introspection on the human condition. With a foreword by Father Paul Boudreau, The Second of Book of Catholic Jokes promises to show that faith can be--and should be--fun. SAMPLE JOKEIt was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, little Jonnie stayed home with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Little Jonnie asked them what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him."Wouldn't you know it," little Jonnie fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."

The Preacher Joke Book

Author : Loyal Jones
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A surprisingly reverent collection of religious humor clean enough to be used in the pulpit. St. Peter jokes, mock sermons, church bulletin misprints and age-old denominational rivalries are all here. Illustrated.

The Jesus Jokebook

Author : Des MacHale
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Another side-splitting collection of jokes from Des MacHale. This time the target is not Kerrymen, Nor Cavan men, But the greatest man of 'em all - Jesus himself.

What s So Funny about Being Catholic

Author : Karen Warner
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Takes a humorous look at the Catholic Church and its members, priests, and traditions

Jokes for Catholics and Christians

Author : Delphon Coker
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This book is written to make Catholics and others laugh. Most of the jokes can be shared in Catholic settings and fellowships. It is written to help Catholic priests add jokes to their sermons to spice them up.

The Best Ever Book of Norwegian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Norwegian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Norwegian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Norwegian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Norwegian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Norwegian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Norwegians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Norwegian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Norwegian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Norwegian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Norwegians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Squash jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Squash Plaer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Squash jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Squash Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Squash Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Squash Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Squash Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Squash Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Chinese Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chinese citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chinese citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chinese citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chinese citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chinese citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chinese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chinese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chinese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chinese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chinese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fencing jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fencing joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fencing jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fencers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fencer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fencer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fencer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fencers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Physical Therapist Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Physical therapist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Physical therapist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Physical therapist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Physical therapist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Physical therapist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Physical therapists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Physical therapist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Physical therapist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Physical therapist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Physical therapists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Ping Pong Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Ping Pong jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Ping Pong Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Ping Pong Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Ping Pong joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Ping Pong jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Ping Pong Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Ping Pong Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Ping Pong Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Ping Pong Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Ping Pong Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Minister a Priest and a Rabbi

Author : Al Tapper
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This clever joke book is uniquely shaped to represent the subject matter, and it contains the best of the best jokes on the classic topic: religion. Time-tested and often repeated, this category never goes out of date and is added to frequently. It's no wonder religion is the enduring centerpiece of so many movies, TV shows, and stand-up comedy skits. With universal appeal, these jokes are always great ice-breakers and sure to bring on fits of laughter. Filled with some old ones, some new ones, and even some blue ones, A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi . . . will have you laughing till you cry and flipping the pages for more.

The Best Ever Book of Compliance Officer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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The Best Ever Book of Compliance Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Compliance Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Compliance Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Compliance Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Compliance Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Compliance Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Compliance Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Compliance Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Compliance Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Compliance Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Compliance Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Bolivian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bolivian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bolivian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bolivian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bolivian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bolivian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bolivians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bolivian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bolivian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bolivian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bolivians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Zambian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Zambian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Zambian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Zambian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Zambian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Zambian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Zambians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Zambian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Zambian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Zambian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Zambians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Rwandan Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rwandan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rwandan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rwandan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Rwandan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Rwandan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Rwandans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rwandan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rwandan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rwandan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Rwandans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Puerto Rican Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Puerto Rican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Puerto Rican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Puerto Rican Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Puerto Rican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Puerto Rican jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Puerto Ricans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Puerto Rican and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Puerto Rican brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Puerto Rican who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Puerto Ricans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Polish, Italian, Irish, Polish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Polish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Polish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Polish jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Poles wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pole and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pole brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pole who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Poles laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.