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The Best Book of Puns

Author : Art Moger
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From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title

The World s Best Collection of Puns

Author : Miss Punstar
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The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.

Have a Little Pun

Author : Frida Clements
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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever volume makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

The Best Joke Book Period

Author : William Donohue
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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

It s a Punderful Life

Author : Gemma Correll
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Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sim, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. Wth over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person's face.

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Author : LEFD Designs
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If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

Author : Lefd Designs
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If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!

The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fisherman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fisherman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fisherman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fishermen wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fisherman and his two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fisherman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fisherman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fishermen laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Good Bad and Just Plain Silly Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes for Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations on Every Page! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

The Best Book of Riddles Puns Jokes

Author : Bronnie Cunningham
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A collection of riddles, jokes, and puns.

Dad Jokes

Author : Matthew Cooper
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The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

Author : Kathi Wagner
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A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

The Best Book of Riddles Puns and Jokes

Author : Bronnie Cunningham
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A collection of riddles, jokes, and puns.

A Catalog of of the Best Books for Children

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The Business Disasters Book of Days

Author : Jill Herbers
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Punny Or Not Book of Puns

Author : Bradley Jones
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This book is stuffed full of puns that are among the punniest of the funny. The question is; do you think they are punny or not? The best way to find out is to either start at the beginning and work your way through or to simply make random choices from the book. There are over 365 puns separated into 16 categories. This gives you more than enough puns to use one a day to have fun with friends and family daily or to simply enjoy on your own. Categories include: Cats Dogs Food Wives People Fantasy Sports Space Math School And much more! In this book, you'll discover the answer to the following questions: What kind of a car does a cat drive? What is the best way to communicate with a fish? How do dog catchers get paid? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Why did the coach go to the bank? Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Pug Joke Book

Author : Momo Pug
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Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Pugs run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Pug Joke Book is a super funny collection of Pug jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any Pug lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Pug lover? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT Pug dogs! "Funniest book about pugs! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Pug Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Pug book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect funny present for Pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Pug book of jokes is over! This Pug joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your dog rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Pugs to others! Here's why The Pug Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: - Funny Jokes about Pugs - Excellent unusual gift for any Pug lover - Cute and colorful illustrations - Hours of fun and entertainment - Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author : Outrageous Katie
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You've seen swear word coloring books before, but never one like this! Introducing Have Some Pun, the worlds dirtiest, funniest, prettiest coloring book filled with hilarious puns. Unwind, relax, and probably have a few belly laughs with this coloring book by me Outrageous Katie. Inside my book you will find goofy and raunchy puns made even funnier with my designs. I designed the drawings based on the puns, and not the other way around! This coloring book is truly a shade above the rest! Included in the book are... Hilarious jokes and puns Beautiful illustrations that go with the puns perfectly. Goofy characters Pretty plants and animals High quality paper 30 coloring pages at 8.5 x 11 Join the newest phase of adult coloring books and try our adult coloring book, Have Some Pun, today! If you're looking for a swear word coloring book that will have you giggling like a kid, that holds no punches, and is beautifully designed and drawn then this is the book for you! Have Some Pun is the hard work of the one and only Outrageous Katie! Her humor is perfect for swear word coloring books, and her artistic prowess is among the best the adult coloring books genre. Outrageous Katie takes great pride in every page of her books, and she has thousands of happy customers to back up her hard work. Katie's books consistently rank among adult coloring books best sellers. It seems like everyone is releasing a swear word coloring book these days, but there are many things that set Outrageous Katie's work apart from the competition. These are some of the many reasons that fans of coloring books for adults love this book!

Best Books for Children Preschool Through the Middle Grades

Author : Christine Bell Gilbert
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York Gin

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The York Gin Little Book of Jokes, Puns and Quotes. Including recipes for Classic Gin Cocktails. A small book to entertain with the best jokes and puns about the wonderful drink that is gin.