The Bedwetter

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The Bedwetter

The Bedwetter

Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

  • Author: Sarah Silverman
  • Publisher: Faber & Faber
  • ISBN: 0571273742
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 256
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Sarah Silverman's father taught her to curse-at the age of three. She was a chronic bedwetter-until she was old enough to drive. She lost her virginity at age 19-but didn't really know it. These are just a few of the outrageous true tales that Silverman shares in her alternately hilarious and moving collection of autobiographical essays. With her signature taboo-breaking humour, Silverman writes on everything from her epic struggle with hairy arms (there wasn't enough wax in the world) to the death of her infant brother (It was Nana's fault) and always leaves the reader with a smile. Mixed in among the essays are scores of embarrassing photos, mortifying childhood diary entries, and truly humiliating e-mails to and from her comedian friends.

Bedwetter! The Thrill of Bedwetting!

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Bedwetter! The Thrill of Bedwetting!

Bedwetter! The Thrill of Bedwetting!

  • Author: Forrest Grant
  • Publisher: AB Discovery
  • ISBN: N.A
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Bedwetting is something that we all go through as children, but for many, it does not end there. For most, it is an embarrassing and difficult experience, but for others it can be quite the opposite. This book seeks to allow other people to accept that their bedwetting may be enjoyable and desirable. It then discusses ways to enjoy and expand bedwetting. Containing statistics about bedwetting throughout life, it also details several programs for those who wish to commence wetting their beds or who seek to increase it. Definitely a unique book filled with fabulous information and ideas for a unusual way of life.

A Travel Guide for Global Bedwetters

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A Travel Guide for Global Bedwetters

A Travel Guide for Global Bedwetters

  • Author: Forrest Grant
  • Publisher: AB Discovery
  • ISBN: N.A
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Forrest Grant received a mysterious travel guide in the mail called The Bedwetters Travel Guide. It was a listing of all the world's destinations that have bedwetter-positive accommodation places. It lists private homes, B&Bs, hotels and more, all places where a wet bed is accepted and even promoted. A place where just because a bed is wet is not necessarily a reason to immediately launder it. Forrest takes us on his journey through the weird, the wonderful and the always-wet locations where his bedwetting is not a limitation. He wets the bed wherever he goes and finally, there is nothing to hide. Follow his journey around the world as he goes to six very different places where his wet bed is accepted and appreciated. An erotic story that will appeal to many. The Travel Guide for Global Bedwetters - where you can go and sleep diaperless and unconcerned!

Blog Love Omega Glee

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Blog Love Omega Glee

Blog Love Omega Glee

  • Author: Wred Fright
  • Publisher: Frighty LLC
  • ISBN: N.A
  • Category:
  • Page: 704
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Two bloggers fall in love while the world falls apart in Blog Love Omega Glee, a comedic story set in 2012, with each chapter taking place on a different day counting down to the end of the Mayan calendar on 21 December 2012, when the world either ends or continues on much the same as before. The two central characters are Jake Falls, a twenty-five-year-old unemployed man living with his parents who spends most of his time blogging about pro wrestling, and Francine Apple, a twenty-nine-year-old barely employed woman who has dropped out of the American Dream to blog about various conspiracy theories. Other characters abound as well, including Jake's cats, family, and friends, and Francine's coworkers, housemates, and neighbors. The story is set in Cleaveland, a decaying industrial city in the northern part of the USA, and its suburbs on the shores of Lake Eerie. It's year 12 of a fascist regime, and a severed head named Dick with a soft drink vending machine for a body is president/dictator, but no one much notices because they're too busy watching television and obsessing over their personal lives to worry about wars overseas, the government swindling taxpayers, and the rich stuffing their already-stuffed pockets further with rapidly-depreciating currency. Some people find this worrisome, but most people just change the channel. Regardless, even though in many ways for the average person life is still better than ever before in the history of human existence since Eden, most people feel a vague sense of unease, as if the delicate stitching of society is about to come undone at any moment, pouring forth a centuries long buildup of too many human beings, anarchy in the streets, environmental collapse, and lots and lots of really bad coffee. Between existential dread, economic worries, presidential electioneering, electronic domineering, and large sweaty men in tights touching one another as entertainment, there's Blog Love Omega Glee! Blog Love Omega Glee was originally published on Wred Fright's Blog as a blognovel or a blovel! Unlike, most blognovels and blovels, this one actually was finished, instead of being abandoned. Since the story has four parts, depending on how you look at it, it's either one really long novel, or a series of four novels. After being serialized on the blog and as a zine to a few select zinesters Fright trades with, the novel was collected as an ebook. One fun way to read it is a chapter a day during the course of a year (especially a leap year like 2012 was), or go for reading all 230,000 words or so in one lump! The novel's been noted in American Pop Lit (who called Fright "an innovative writer of fun new pop lit--a pioneer in the fight to revive American literature"), Attacking The Demi-Puppets, Cleveland Scene, Cool Cleveland (who wrote, "and (perhaps best of all) it's set in 2012 in a city called 'Cleaveland' (not to be confused, wink-wink, with our city with the slightly different spelling)"--hmm . . . I wonder if there's a Cool Cleaveland email newsletter in the novel . . .), The Rumpus by author Mickey Hess (who blurbed "Goons and patriots, get ready! Wred Fright’s new novel scowls at your perfect sentences. There are gorgeous techniques and colorful dialogue, the book’s action, mood, the author himself. There are things this novelist should be allowed to do that the rest of us are not."), Try This At Home by novelist Eddie Willson (who wrote, "After experimenting with multiple narrators in his novel The Pornographic Flabbergasted Emus, Wred Fright continues to develop his fiction in inventive ways. Here he’s posting a new novel in blog form. Set in the near future the regularly updated narrative charts the lives of wrestling-fixated loser Jake and militant waitress Francine. I’ve got some catching up to do but this is addictive stuff. Here and elsewhere Wred’s big strength is in characterization-–he’s got a real gift for getting you rooting for characters whose lives have got a bit bent out of shape. This tale’s going to be taking up my lunch breaks for the foreseeable future. Highly recommended."), The Whirliblog (who wrote that "It's tastier than Cap'n Crunk!"), Xerography Debt, and Zine World.

The Bedwetter's Compendium

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The Bedwetter's Compendium

The Bedwetter's Compendium

  • Author: Michael Bent,Forrest Grant
  • Publisher: N.A
  • ISBN: 9781075857201
  • Category:
  • Page: 372
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"I never really realised what the fuss was about bedwetting. It never bothered me, be it a small puddle or soaked from end to end."These three books explain about how bedwetting can be viewed as a positive and enjoyable experience. The first book is a 'how-to' guide about how to enjoy and accept bedwetting as a viable lifestyle. The second two novels are fiction, but with an element of truth, as we see two adult bedwetters come to board at the same house. The landlady not only accepts them, but encourages them, and helps them find who they really are.There are no more powerful pro-bedwetting books and novels on the market.

The Undiapered Bedwetter

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The Undiapered Bedwetter

The Undiapered Bedwetter

  • Author: Forrest Grant
  • Publisher: AB Discovery
  • ISBN: N.A
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This remarkable book is the story of a long-term adult bedwetter, Richard, who rents a room from Alice. But Alice is not anti-bedwetting at all! In fact, for reasons yet to be discovered, she encourages his bedwetting and has a seemingly inexhaustible tolerance for wet sheets and clothing. Richard's terrible childhood full of wet beds, spanking and panties is the source of much of his trouble, but also leads to more panties and bras, more spanking and the hint of diapers and adult baby behaviour to come. And when Bronwyn moves in at the end of the book, what will happen? She is a bedwetter too with her own history. And she wears diapers. What is Alice's back story? How is she so tolerant of wet beds, panty wearing and more? Read on to find out!

Aunt Epp's Guide for Life

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Aunt Epp's Guide for Life

Aunt Epp's Guide for Life

Miscellaneous Musings of a Victorian Lady

  • Author: Elspeth Marr
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
  • ISBN: 1439180520
  • Category: Reference
  • Page: 192
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Engaging, frank and utterly delightful—the irresistible compilation of one forthright Victorian lady’s opinions and sage advice on every conceivable subject. Adultery, bunions, evolution and garlic: these are just a few of the topics that Christopher Rush’s great-great aunt Elspeth Marr expounded upon in a series of lifelong musings that were shockingly frank and progressive for her time. Born in 1871, Elspeth Marr was married but childless (perhaps by choice) and lived in the Kingdom of Fife, Scotland. Throughout her lifetime, she wrote copious letters and notes to an unnamed "young girl" about the nuts and bolts of life, as well as her views on more worldly matters. Never meant for publication, these notes languished in obscurity until Christopher Rush’s mother discovered them in a small brown suitcase long after his great-great aunt Epp passed away. Sassy and opinionated, Aunt Epp was not afraid to voice her views and give her advice on topics ranging from adultery to wrinkles, God to genitals. In a time when mentioning such things would have been deemed unladylike and improper, Aunt Epp left nothing unsaid. Full of wit and erudition, not to mention homespun herbal remedies and witty verse, now Aunt Epp’s timeless wisdom can be shared and enjoyed by everyone. Aches and Pains Make a marinade out of half a dozen big heads of garlic and a pint of brandy, and keep it to hand. Drink a teaspoon of this as soon as you wake and immediately after your quick cold bath. This is a good way to oil yourself into the day and is a great remedy for ancient or aching bones. Once you have gone the way of all the earth, your brandied and be-garlicked bones will do the earth a power of good, and you will be at peace together. Diaries Maintain a diary all your days. A diary is a doorway to a second life, running parallel to the one you live, and produces even a third life, for by recording the day’s events, you preserve the days like berries. Golfers Never marry one. The golfer is extinct from his waist downwards and from his neck upwards, the main portion of him being concerned with placing his shot in the hole as fast as possible. Precision, not passion, characterises the golfer. A most uninteresting specimen, with a colossal lack of soul. Respect This is what you owe to the living: to the dead you owe only truth.

Stories from a Moron

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Stories from a Moron

Stories from a Moron

Real Stories Rejected by Real Magazines

  • Author: Ed Broth
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press
  • ISBN: 1429918152
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 256
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"Sorry, there's no way we can use this." - Plumpers Magazine "As a word of advice, it always helps for writers to be familiar with the publications they submit material to." - Fencers Quarterly Magazine Ed writes short stories. He's prolific. And desperate to get published. But he sends his stories to the wrong magazines. As for the magazines? Well, they don't mind telling him so: "Dear Ed: I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry..." "Dear Ed: Thank you for your recent submission to Steamboat Magazine; it was wonderful to hear how much our magazine has touched you..." "Dear Ed: We do not publish stories about individuals like Conugal Cal, or about underwear-no matter how often references are made to fencing." "Dear Mr. Broth: Thank you for providing the editors with an opportunity to review your manuscript, 'Luau Lester'..." "Dear Mr. Broth: Thank you for the opportunity to review your article, 'My Car Ride with Daddy,' for possible publication in Mushing..." With this book, Ed Broth finally sees his work published. His "Stories of Hope & Inspiration" and his "Stories of Meaning & Sacrament" plus his passionate pitches to place his writing in our nation's premier publications-from Pest Control Magazine to Arthritis Today-are all to be found in the book you hold in your hands. Some might have advised Ed not to send his story "I Love Dogs" to I Love Cats Magazine or to stop submitting revised stories to editors who have already turned them down. But, well, that's just not the way Ed's mind works. Studded like a rich cranberry strudel with nuggets of genius -from cartoons and advertisements to actual newspaper articles from across the country - Stories From a Moron is an addictive journey into the mind of a great talent.

Diapers, Bedwetters and Babies

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Diapers, Bedwetters and Babies

Diapers, Bedwetters and Babies

  • Author: Forrest Grant
  • Publisher: AB Discovery
  • ISBN: N.A
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The story continues with a new bedwetter moving into the house. Bronwyn is more than simply a chronic edge-to-edge bedwetter. She also wears diapers and uses a baby's dummy. A new larger house at Baker St means more voyages of discovery into why both boarders are such bad bedwetters and why they are showing infantile traits. Alice's backstory comes to bear as the three meet a group of Adult Babies and their lives are turned upside down. A wonderful story of discovery, nappies, love and bedwetting. And in the end, it is about overcoming the past and embracing the future, diapered and safe.

Out and About

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Out and About

Out and About

A Teacher's Guide to Safe Practice Out of School

  • Author: Maureen O'Connor
  • Publisher: Routledge
  • ISBN: 1134974086
  • Category: Education
  • Page: 136
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`A concise, common-sense and most valuable guide.' - TES `The wise LEA will use this publication to review its own guidelines and in-service training for out-of-school education, but this will be no substitute for investing in a copy for every head teacher. Without doubt, the wise head will also wish to invest in further copies for staff colleagues.' - Education `An invaluable summary of contacts in the UK.' - Safety Education