Screw Calm and Get Angry

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Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC,Editor

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449405800

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 160

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In our current state of economic misery and political distrust, surely there is a limit to just how much keeping calm and carrying on one might be expected to undertake. You may very well find that getting frustrated and enraged might be the only way to get things changed around here. To help you achieve a new state of mild motivation, Screw Calm and Get Angry brings together several centuries of embattled and embittered epithets. It would seem that across the world and across the centuries, there is plenty of evidence to suggest you're not alone in bemoaning the way the odds are stacked: * On Politics: "The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly,' meaning 'many,' and the word 'ticks,' meaning 'blood sucking parasites.'" --Larry Hardiman * On Work: "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day." --Robert Frost * On Money: "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." --Katherine Whitehorn * On Business: "Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world." --Andrew Young * On War: "You can't say civilization don't advance...for in every war they kill you a new way." --Will Rogers * On Life: "If you wake up and you're not in pain, you know you're dead." --Russian proverb A parody of the famed Keep Calm and Carry On British motivational poster, and featuring the same successful format as our best-selling Keep Calm and Carry On book, Screw Calm and Get Angry is destined to be the motivational mantra for the realists of the world!

Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

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Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 160710931X

Category: Humor

Page: 544

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Uncle John’s Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader proves once again why the Bathroom Readers’ Institute is the best in the business when it comes to providing quick, entertaining reads for readers on the go! 2014 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Silver Winner in Humor! The 26th annual edition of Uncle John’s wildly successful series is all-new and jam-packed with the BRI’s patented mix of fun and information. Open up to any page and you may find an interesting origin (like the origin of the snowglobe) or a piece of obscure history (like the true story of the man who tried to repeal the law of gravity). You’ll also find weird news, urban legends, brain teasers, classic riddles, bizarre headlines, and of course, the incredible factoids at the bottom of each page. Here are a few of the perpetually pleasing articles awaiting you: * The Lamest Excuses of All Time * How to Survive on…Roadkill * Astronauts Who Got Kicked Out of Space * The Woman Who Was Her Own Twin * Foiled by Technology: Dumb Crooks Edition * The History of the Teleprompter, the Police Car, and the Fly Swatter * “Jogging Makes You Dumber,” and Other Real Study Results * The Lost Fortune of Abraham Lincoln * Boxing Lingo And much, much more! !

Screw It Just Do It

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Author: Peter Hart

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 1326107550

Category: Business & Economics

Page: N.A

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Peter Hart is one of the UK’s top online entrepreneurs, with businesses turning over millions of pounds a year. He’s done it his way and now he wants to share his secrets with you because he’s passionate about helping others get on the path to success. Screw It Just Do It is for anyone who ever had a dream. In simple, easy-to-read language, Pete takes you from Nowhere to Somewhere and shows you the way to Everywhere. It’s everything you need to know to get going in e-commerce, written by someone just like you.

Screws - Monsters in the Dark

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Author: John Endersby

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

ISBN: 1412038626

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 257

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A collection of anecdotes about the social, psychology and cultural adjustments demanded, when faced with the task of containing humans in cages. It attempts to portray how virtue and corruption in people ebbs and flows, depending on the pressure and demands of circumstance.

Screw Stress Sweary Colouring Book for Adults

Anger Management Art Therapy

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Author: Oak Mckenzie

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781543219227

Category:

Page: 58

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Having a stressful day or a crazy year? Let off steam in this book of sassy sweary insults where you can colour in things you would like to say out loud to those special people in your life. When you feel stress creeping in don't let it win, reach for this book and colour away. Practice inner calm and anger management through channelling your frustrations transforming them into creativity. Feel the daily irritations subside as you get immersed in colouring, express yourself in images like "MegaDouche" and "Such a Mug." Give yourself valuable Me Time in this popular, mindful, relaxing activity and then step back and congratulate yourself on a creative job well done! Maybe even frame your art or share it online! "Screw stress colouring book" comes with 25 one-sided images that are both humorous and sassy with a sprinkle of pop culture thrown in. A mixture of simple to intricate designs featuring un-amused buddy animals and people. Phrases such as "Who died and made you King" and a Happy Budda who "Drops the Mic" will leave you amused, de-stressed and busy colouring for hours. Get free colouring pages and more at http: //www.swearwordbook.com/

Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single

A Novel

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Author: Heather McElhatton

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 9780061874413

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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A wicked comedy about the perils of making your dreams come true Quirky, clever, cubicle-bound Jennifer Johnson is desperate. Everyone around her is getting married, while she's still single and stuck writing ad copy about men's dress socks. Her life hits crisis level, launching her into a humiliating and painfully hilarious quest to find Prince Charming at any cost. This includes agonizing online dates, diet-clinic cults, drag-queen fights, and a debilitating addiction to Cinnabon icing. When she meets handsome, wealthy Brad Keller, she wonders if he's the answer to all her dreams, or is he just too good to be true? Darkly funny and outrageously honest, McElhatton's wit shines in this no-holds-barred cautionary tale about getting what you want—and how it can be the worst thing for you.

Portal of Dreams

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Author: William Wallace Tara

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1465334025

Category: Fiction

Page: 249

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It was just the two of them in the gallery. Lobo turned to JK, Van Gough was intensely disturbed you know. He saw the world through different eyes. Just look. Who in their right mind could imagine a night like that? He swept his long arm out and pointed at the painting in front of them. The tiny canvas contained an image of stars surrounded by halos of light through blue-black space and a landscape undulating with energy. His mind reeled as he was abruptly dragged back toward the dreamscape. His heart raced as he struggled to compose himself. Im sorry. This is fascinating but Im late for a meeting. I have to run. Lobo laughed and the shadow of something alarming emerged from within his sophisticated exterior. The eyes that looked back at JK glittered with an animal intensity. Well you can run, but you cant hide Mr. Kimble. JKs life is in ruin. He is a reluctant dreamer in a world where dreaming is a disease. He has lost his status, his job all his money and is on the run to save his life. His only allies are a street gang, a madman and a beautiful angel he doesnt believe in. His only hope lies at the entrance to The Portal of Dreams.

Physicians of Western Medicine

Anthropological Approaches to Theory and Practice

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Author: Robert A. Hahn,Atwood D. Gaines

Publisher: Springer Science & Business Media

ISBN: 9400964307

Category: Social Science

Page: 345

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After putting down this weighty (in all senses of the word) collection, the reader, be she or he physician or social scientist, will (or at least should) feel uncomfortable about her or his taken-for-granted commonsense (therefore cultural) understanding of medicine. The editors and their collaborators show the medical leviathan, warts and all, for what it is: changing, pluralistic, problematic, powerful, provocative. What medicine proclaims itself to be - unified, scientific, biological and not social, non-judgmental - it is shown not to resemble very much. Those matters about which medicine keeps fairly silent, it turns out, come closer to being central to its clinical practice - managing errors and learning to conduct a shared moral dis course about mistakes, handling issues of competence and competition among biomedical practitioners, practicing in value-laden contexts on problems for which social science is a more relevant knowledge base than biological science, integrating folk and scientific models of illness in clinical communication, among a large number of highly pertinent ethnographic insights that illuminate medicine in the chapters that follow.

Meta-Emotion

How Families Communicate Emotionally

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Author: John Mordechai Gottman,Lynn Fainsilber Katz,Carole Hooven

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 1134795971

Category: Psychology

Page: 384

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This book describes research on the emotional communication between parents and children and its effect on the children's emotional development. Inspired by the work, and dedicated to the memory of Dr. Haim Ginott, it presents the results of initial exploratory work with meta-emotion--feelings about feelings. The initial study of meta-emotion generated some theory and made it possible to propose a research agenda. Clearly replication is necessary, and experiments are needed to test the path analytic models which have been developed from the authors' correlational data. The authors hope that other researchers will find these ideas interesting and stimulating, and will inspire investigation in this exciting new area of a family's emotional life.

Everyday Psychopaths

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Author: Jonas Eriksson

Publisher: JONASWRITES

ISBN: N.A

Category:

Page: 109

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Everyday Psychopaths is a collection of short stories that will both frighten you and make you laugh out loud. Warning: reading these three stories can make you sound like a crazy person. Kind of like an Everyday Psychopath... In Everyday Psychopaths you find three stories, all three of them containing an everyday psychopath of some kind. The first one is close to a horror story with a dose of dark humor, the short second one is more literary but scary in its own right, and the third one is all dark comedy. Included in this collection is also two samples of my novels, The Wake-Up Call and Hollywood Ass. I hope you like them enough to consider checking them out in full. The Stories in Everyday Psychopaths A Killer Date 30 minutes into the date, Sheila thinks there's magic in the air between her and Terry. She can hardly believe her luck to have met a man who seems to have everything. She wants to pinch her arm and ask herself if it's too good to be true, but if she did the answer would be: Yes, it is too good to be true, because the truth is actually horrifying... The Development Talk Jasper is in for his yearly development talk and he's feeling very uncomfortable about it. He usually doesn't like meetings and his manager, Stephen, is kind of creepy. Little does he know how creepy... The Worst/Best Day of My Life Sometimes one day is enough. One day can change your life from heaven to hell. Or vice versa. This is what happened to Joe in the craziest 24 hours of his life... The Wake-Up Call (sample) On the surface he has it all: the women, the career, and the Central Park view penthouse, but behind his well-groomed and chiseled facade he has nothing. At least this is what he's about to realize. Find out how Jack gets his life-changing wake-up call in this fast-paced, heartfelt and funny novel about soul-searching, friendship, and love. Hollywood Ass. (sample) A Hollywood superstar suffers a mental collapse, her marriage is falling apart, her career is on the ropes and the only one keeping it all together is her loyal assistant and friend, Darryl. Problem is, he's kind of in love with her. Soon he finds himself drawn into a story that is much like the movies his employer stars in. But in real life the answers aren't in the script...