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Ratburger

Author : David Walliams
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The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.

The World of David Walliams 5 Book Collection The Boy in the Dress Mr Stink Billionaire Boy Gangsta Granny Ratburger

Author : David Walliams
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FIVE hilarious and moving novels from bestselling, critically acclaimed author, David Walliams.

Eyetooth The last refuge of the vampires

Author : Frank Rodgers
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“Superb plotting and storytelling - a compelling ride full of invention, strong characters and constant action.” - The Guardian Evil Count Fibula wants to return to the bad old days when vampires roamed the world. Count Muesli, young, popular and vegetarian, doesn't fit in with Fibula's dark plans so he's thrown out of Eyetooth - the secret last refuge of the vampires. But when his new human friends - Joe and his family - are captured by Fibula, Muesli knows he must return... “Exciting... and really funny!” - Bookbox

Planning for Survivable Networks

Author : Annlee A. Hines
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Keep your network safe from security disasters with a dependable recovery strategy Companies are finally learning that a network disaster recovery plan is mandatory in these times, and they must be prepared to make difficult choices about network security. In the information-packed pages of this book, Annlee Hines shares her unique and diverse work experience. She explains that the first thing you need, whatever your business may be, is reliable information and an idea of what you need to protect, as well as what you are protecting it from. She then dives into a discussion of how much you can expect to spend depending on what kind of security your network requires. She also delves into addressing the variables that determine why your needs will not necessarily be the needs of your closest competitor. Most importantly, Hines writes this valuable material realizing that you already know how to do your job --it's just that you now have to reconsider just how vulnerable the information nervous system of your company really is. From major terrorist attacks to natural disasters to hackers, Annlee Hines explores how to defend your network and reviews such topics as: * Probes, viruses, worms, and Trojan horses * The most common vulnerabilities networks face * Understanding and justifying costs * Lessons to be learned from successful defense strategies * Preparing for the worst and the requirements of network survival * Remedies, cyber recovery, and restoration

Geronimo Stilton 2 The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid

Author : Geronimo Stilton
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Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love Who Is Geronimo Stilton? That's me! I run a newspaper, but my true passion is writing tales of adventure. Here on Mouse Island, my books are all best-sellers! What's that? You've never read one? Well, my books are full of fun. They are whisker-licking good stories, and that's a promise! The Mystery of the Great Cheese Pyramid I'm off to Egypt! I climbed onboard a crabby old camel that would take me across the desert to the Great Cheese Pyramid. There, among mummies and hieroglyphics, I would learn the secret of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient Mouse World....

The Death of Rome Saga 1 3

Author : Richard Blake
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Three page-turning, exhilarating thrillers from Richard Blake: CONSPIRACIES OF ROME, THE TERROR OF CONSTANTINOPLE AND THE BLOOD OF ALEXANDRIA. Available together as a digital-only package for the first time. Perfect for fans of Simon Scarrow.

Mr Mingin

Author : David Walliams
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Chloe steys in a hoose. Mr Mingin bides on a bench ootside in the cauld. Chloe's lanely because she's got nae freends. Mr Mingin's got nae freends because he's mingin - totally honkin! When Chloe invites Mr Mingin tae come and live in the gairden shed, her life is turnt upside doon. Will Chloe's mither go aff her heid? Is her faither really a rock star? Will Chloe's sister still be a bampot? Will Mr Mingin become Prime Meenister? Read David Walliams' funny and heart-warming story about Chloe Ploom and her reekin new best friend, the mysterious Mr Mingin - now in Scots for the very first time.

The World of David Walliams 8 Book Collection The Boy in the Dress Mr Stink Billionaire Boy Gangsta Granny Ratburger Demon Dentist Awful Auntie Grandpa s Great Escape

Author : David Walliams
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EIGHT hilarious and moving novels from bestselling, critically acclaimed author, David Walliams, PLUS some seriously silly ebook-exclusive material, including an author Q&A, character profiles, awesome activities and much more!

The World of David Walliams 6 Book Collection The Boy in the Dress Mr Stink Billionaire Boy Gangsta Granny Ratburger Demon Dentist PLUS Exclusive Extras

Author : David Walliams
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SIX hilarious and moving novels from bestselling, critically acclaimed author, David Walliams, PLUS some seriously silly ebook-exclusive material, including an author Q&A, character profiles, awesome activities and much more!

Blood Test

Author : Jonathan Kellerman
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Dr. Alexander Delaware, a child psychologist in Los Angeles, is called in to evaluate the case of a leukemia patient whose parents want to discontinue chemotherapy. When the boy disappears from the hospital and his parents are found dead, the only leads are the boy's sensual older sister and a holistic-meditative cult called The Touch. Delaware's search for the child takes him to a small town near the Mexican border where he finally unearths the dark secrets kept by the boy's family and the townspeople. He also uncovers drugs and group sex in the commune and survives a few harrowing attempts on his life. (Particularly well-drawn is a failed assassination at the tale's end, which has intriguing mythic echoes.) As in his praised first novel, WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS, Kellerman draws on his experience as a clinical psychologist to enrich and broaden his considerable storytelling talents. Imbued with a vivid sense of place and featuring a strong supporting cast, including Milo Sturgis, Delaware's burly gay detective friend, this second adventure points happily toward an Alex Delaware series.

The Terrific Ten

Author : David Walliams
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The World of David Walliams

Author : David Walliams
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SIX hilarious and moving novels from bestselling, critically acclaimed author, David Walliams.Ages:9+DEMON DENTIST: Strange things were happening in the dead of night. When children put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, they would wake to find something creepy in its place. Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it? THE BOY IN THE DRESS: Dennis was different. Why was he different, you ask? Well, a small clue might be in the title of this book... MR STINK: Mr Stink stank. He also stunk. And if it was correct English to say he stinked, then he stinked as well... BILLIONAIRE BOY: Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact. He has absolutely everything he could possibly want. But there's just one thing he really needs: a friend... GANGSTA GRANNY: Ben's grandma is the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn't know about her.) She was once an international jewel thief. 2) All her life, she has been plotting to steal the crown jewels, and now she needs Ben's help... RATBURGER: Can Zoe keep her beloved pet rat safe from the clutches of the dastardly Burt of Burt's Burgers?

The Red Cross of Gold

Author : Brendan Carroll
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When the venerable Assassin for the Order of the Red Cross of Gold finds himself unable to recall the details of his latest mission, he becomes the victim of a ruthless woman bent on prying ancient secrets from his head by any means necessary. While he searches his muddled mind for answers, he becomes involved in a sort of erotic warfare with two of his captors. He has to fight for his life when his Brothers come to fetch him home?Ǫ with or without his head.

Die Eidgen ssischen Abschiede

Author : Switzerland
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Camp David

Author : David Walliams
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David Walliams is a man of many talents. One day he's wearing a dress and making us laugh, the next he's stripping off and diving into a filthy river on a gruelling feat of endurance. Now David tickles us pink with his brilliant life story: from his first fumbling attemps at comedy during school assemblies to treading the boards at university, and from the long, bumpy road to stardom (death threats included) to the giddy, hard-won success of Little Britain. A fascinating memoir, Camp David is both delightful and revealing. 'A rollercoaster of a read. Brilliantly written.' Sunday Express 'Raucously funny and superbly written.' Heat 'Incredibly honest, a great read.' Sun

Four Mice Deep in the Jungle Geronimo Stilton

Author : Geronimp Stilton
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Geronimo is in serious need of an intervention. With a list of fears growing taller than Ratburger's extra-large triple cheese milkshake, Geronimo's family decide action must be taken. What better way to face your fears than through a week-long jungle boot? Geronimo takes on treacherous hikes, roaring rivers and fierce snakes, but will he come back a changed mouse?The series is perfect for 5 to 8 year old's both avid and reluctant readers due to its expressive typeset, fun illustrations and humorous stories. Supplementary material is available: www.sweetcherrypublishing.com/resources

A Flagger s Journey

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The Brave and the Bold

Author : Hans G. Schantz
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Where we go one, we go all!When the Civic Circle tries to embroil the U.S. in a senseless war, Pete must leverage his summer intern position to infiltrate their Social Justice Leadership Forum on Jekyll Island, and disrupt their plans.The danger - and the opportunity - are far greater than he imagines. The sinister power behind the Cabal - a power that aims to reshape society, destroy our civilization, and cast humanity into bondage - tolerates no rivals. Deep within the conspiracy's stronghold Pete discovers not only the secrets by which they retain their power, but also a crucial vulnerability that could cripple the Cabal with one decisive blow.With his plans in jeopardy and his life at risk, Pete must forge an unlikely alliance of rivals, turn The Civic Circle against itself, expose their secrets, and end their threat once and for all.The ultimate struggle for the ultimate stakes hinges on one simple question:Will fortune favor the brave and the bold?Praise for The Brave and the Bold"The Brave and the Bold is the most intricately crafted conspiracy story I've read since Illuminatus, and it's entirely grounded in real events or plausible ones in its alternative universe, as opposed to Robert Anton Wilson's zany tale." - John Walker, Co-founder of Autodesk, Inc., author of The Hacker's Diet, operator of Fourmilab.ch and Ratburger.org."Reads like the best of Michael Crichton's or Neal Stephenson's sci-fi thrillers. I couldn't put it down." -Russell Newquist, author of the supernatural thriller War Demons"Schantz cranks up the tension in an alt-history thriller that masterfully blends high science and conspiracy theory." - Daniel Humphreys, Dragon-nominated author of the Z-Day series of post-apocalyptic sci-fi thrillers and the Paxton Locke urban fantasy series.Inventor, entrepreneur, scientist, and science fiction author, Hans G. Schantz, lives up to his fans' high expectations with another science fiction techno-thriller as provocative and informative as it is entertaining.

The World s Worst Teachers

Author : David Walliams
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Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These ten tales of the world’s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches science and is half man, half monster... Watch out for the ghastly Miss Seethe. She is ALWAYS furious – and she’s on a detention rampage. And as for Phobe, he’s a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of... children!

Billionaire Bairn

Author : David Walliams
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Ken Joe Spud? He's the warld's richest boay! He's got his ain Formula Yin racin caur and a rollercoaster in the back gairden. He's sae rich he maks paper aeroplanes oot o fifty poond notes and blaws his neb on them as weel. Joe Spud has awthin a laddie could ever want, but his money cannae buy the yin thing he really needs: a freend... Read David Walliams hilarious and touching story about the world s richest and loneliest lad now in Scots for the first time.