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If You Give a Bear a Bong

Author : Sam Miserendino
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The second installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Bear a Bong is a children's book for former children. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a bear who had just one too many hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children?s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.

If You Give a Bunny a Beer

Author : Sam Miserendino
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The first installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Bunny a Beer is a children's book for parents who drink too much. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a rabbit who had just one too many. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children?s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.

If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail

Author : Sam Miserendino
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A raucous parody—DEFINITELY NOT FOR CHILDREN—of the popular If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series, Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum present the third installment of the Addicted Animal Series. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a kitty who plunges into a night of adventures and misadventures after she invites her friends over for a cocktail or two...or three. It's a night she'll never forget that she can't even remember. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.

If You Give a Dog a Doobie

Author : Sam Miserendino
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The fourth installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum’s Addicted Animal Series Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give a Dog a Doobie tells the tale of a pot-loving pooch whose toking neighbor gives him the best treat ever. The book follows the dog as he experiences the highs and lows of being high and it reveals whether or not it's possible to teach a stoned dog new tricks . . .or to even get him to remember old ones! Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing pot and cute pups.

A Journey to Bong Mines

Author : Murphy V. S. Anderson
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A Journey to Bong Mines: Home Is a Place Best Known to You is a thought-provoking, non-fictional, and easy-to-read masterpiece which reveals the undeniable struggles of four brothers who risk their lives and all they had to reach a place to call home, in spite of the atrocities they had to undergo. The author draws the reader's attention to the inhumane outcomes of a peaceful society that is overrun by the practices of corruption, tribalism, nepotism, sectionalism, injustice, bigotry, and disregard for human dignity, freedom, and literacy. The book emphasizes the unmatched power of God to perform miracles when all seems to go wrong or evil seems to prevail. You are about to begin a journey of excitement, suspense, education, and information as you begin to read this book.

The Shining Rock Grand

Author : William Winslow
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Escaping the Khmer Rouge

Author : Chileng Pa
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"Chileng Pa vividly recalls life under the Cambodian Communists. In April of 1977, Chileng was forced to watch as Communist guerillas brutally murdered his wife and two-year-old son. With nothing left for him in Prayap Chileng fled to Vietnam. In 1980, Chileng and his new family found their way to America"--Provided by publisher.

The Bee Keepers Review

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Proceedings

Author : International Technical Communications Conference
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Proceedings

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Nuer Prophets

Author : Douglas Hamilton Johnson
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Prophets first emerged as significant figures among the Nuer in the nineteenth century. They fashioned the religious idiom of prophecy from a range of spiritual ideas, and enunciated the social principles which broadened and sustained a moral community across political and ethnic boundaries. Douglas Johnson argues that, contrary to the standard anthropological interpretation, the major prophets' lasting contribution was their vision of peace, not their role in war.

The Complete Concordance to Shakespeare

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To the Limit

Author : Tom A. Johnson
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Helicopter pilots in Vietnam kidded one another about being nothing but glorified bus drivers. But these "rotor heads" saved thousands of American lives while performing what the Army classified as the most dangerous job it had to offer. One in eighteen did not return home. Tom A. Johnson flew the UH-1 "Iroquois" -- better known as the "Huey" -- in the 229th Assault Helicopter Battalion of the First Air Cavalry Division. From June 1967 through June 1968, he accumulated an astonishing 1,600 flying hours (1,150 combat and 450 noncombat). His battalion was one of the most highly decorated units in the Vietnam War and, as part of the famous First Air Cavalry Division, helped redefine modern warfare. With tremendous flying skill, Johnson survived rescue missions and key battles that included those for Hue and Khe Sanh and operations in the A Shau and Song Re valleys, while many of his comrades did not. His heartfelt and riveting memoir will strike a chord with any soldier who ever flew in the ubiquitous Huey and any reader with an interest in how the Vietnam War was really fought.

Cyclop dia of American Literature

Author : Evert Augustus Duyckinck
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Temple Bar

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Temple Bar

Author : George Augustus Sala
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The Old Agency

Author : Constance Fenimore Woolson
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The Galaxy

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Supplement to the Courant

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The Song Journal

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