The Greatest Joke Book Ever


Author: Mel Greene

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0380798492

Category: Humor

Page: 352

View: 5599

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!

Best Joke Book Ever


Author: Charles Keller

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

ISBN: 9781402723735

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 96

View: 548

An illustrated collection of over six hundred jokes for children, compiled by author Charles Keller, grouped under ten chapter headings, and indexed by subject.

Jotd the World's Greatest Computer Joke Book


Author: Hershel Remer

Publisher: Rabbs

ISBN: 9780615124490

Category: Computers

Page: 108

View: 895

The greatest computer joke book ever! Written by a professional comedian/computer network administrator/rabbi, JOTD boldly makes fun of the world of computer technology, corporate America, and everything else. With a slant towards UNIX and Solaris, it gives great detail to operating systems to satisfy the most astute nerds, but offers enough broad range to reach anyone in the office world. JOTD is outrageously funny where humor doesn't even seem possible to show itself - deep inside the world of Geekdom. And, JOTD isn't just a compilation of wimpy one-liners, but is a collection of full-length caustic satires, zany scripts, and mature material. And, best of all, JOTD is low in fat and cholesterol.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!


Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1626866139

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 9283

Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

The Best Joke Book (Period)

Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever


Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1440583102

Category: Humor

Page: 208

View: 7605

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Greatest Clean Joke Book Ever . . . I Think!


Author: Michael P. Mc Crory

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781532067426

Category: Humor

Page: 136

View: 8257

Unlike most traditional books, this one is written and presented kind of in a stand-up comedy style. A wonderful variety of great jokes and rib-tickling humor are all mixed together so that you don't know what to expect next (and a lot less organizing for me). So cast aside your expectations for a table of contents and plunge into a barrel of laughs.

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Children's Edition


Author: Tim Vine

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448101182

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 208

View: 7621

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

The Biggest Joke Book Ever


Author: Jack Jacoby

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

ISBN: 1425145418


Page: 688

View: 8349

An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

Greatest Giggles Ever


Author: Matt Rissinger,Philip Yates

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

ISBN: 9781402708060

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 96

View: 8449

There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes. Roar with laughter with such "Zoo-Purr Dooper" zingers as "Why was the young whale sent to the principal? For spouting off at the teacher." Enjoy spooky fun like "Dilly: Do vampires act in movies? Silly: Yes, they get bit parts." And how about this: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Diploma. Diploma who? Diploma's here to fix da bathtub! You'll giggle about going to the doctor, school, computers, bugs, food, animals, jobs, and more. Everything's side-splittingly funny, and cartoony drawings add to the fun.

The Super Joke Book


Author: Gyles Brandreth

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

ISBN: 9781402747137

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 112

View: 2328

Presents riddles, jokes, and short stories about topics including money, school, animals, marriage, and sleep.