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Dad Jokes The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Author : Editors of Portable Press
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Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: *Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! *Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! *Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard." Kid: "Why not?" Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!" And many more!

101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes

Author : Elias Hill
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Have you ever noticed when you're out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered "yes" to any of the following, you're not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad's persona. This joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, More 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Author : Chester Croker
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The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.

Dad Jokes

Author : Editors of Portable Press
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Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Author : John Williams
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This Joke Book makes a great gift for your dad or maybe you want to buy it for yourself on your next Thanksgiving. The, Terribly Good Dad Jokes, All-New 2020 punniest joke book ever will always make you laugh out loud. With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one. So, What are you wait for! Scroll up and click on Buy Button to start dropping the DADJOKES bomb on the next family round table.

Dad Jokes

Author : Jimmy Niro
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The perfect gift for Father's Day! "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers,Dad Jokesis packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-gratejokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

Terribly Good Dad Jokes The Punniest Book Ever

Author : H Umour
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Terribly Good Dad Jokes The Punniest Book Ever....With great Illustrations.Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.This joke book for dads will make a great gift for any occasion.

Best Dad Jokes Ever

Author : J Niro
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Terribly Good Dad Jokes The Punniest Book Ever....With great Illustrations.Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.This joke book for dads will make a great gift for any occasion.

The Bad Dad Jokes Ever

Author : Magical Joke Ever
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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays, son & dautgher day. Clean family friendly jokes. more than 110 jokes in all over this humor book you can give your review & comment about any joke. -A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince & happy. -finaly i will say than you cant find any one never and ever in all over of the world to give you the true love like your father & mom. (remind that)

Dad Tells Jokes

Author : Illusion Press
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Dad Jokes edition #2 I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator. I must have an amazing butt, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass! Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there.Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and hilarious in this specially curated collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Police officer: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife! A BRAND NEW-COLLECTION OF THE PUNNIEST AND RIB CRACKING DAD JOKES EVER!