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Choose Not Being a Fucking Asshole

Author : Sasstastic Books
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This cute and snarky blank lined notebook makes the perfect irreverent or gag gift for friends or coworkers. Our notebooks make practical gifts that are useful for lists, schedules, and notes of all types. Features Include: 120 lined pages Attractive soft matte cover Portable size at 6" x 9"

I m O K You re A Fucking Asshole

Author : Dave J.
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When the Cows Come Home

Author : Rehtafeht Lihp
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A self help zombie apocalypse cookbook written from the perspective of the virus.

I Hate Everyone Except You

Author : Clinton Kelly
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A collection of essays by the moderator of "The Chew" charts his journey from a misfit youth to an awkward adult, exploring his haphazard experiences with 1980s porn, New Jersey's premiere water parks, his sister's cheerleading endeavors, and a life-threatening mud bath.

Decisions and Orders of the National Labor Relations Board

Author : United States. National Labor Relations Board
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Way of the Asshole

Author : Aaron L. Smith
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Aaron Smith is a stand-up comedian, writer, and an unofficial sociologist. Born and raised in the Harlem section of Manhattan, in New York City, he is the eldest of two children. Aaron brings his point of view to light and shows you how it can be used in your everyday life. His blunt and sometimes harsh honesty tells it how it is and shows that many people like to hide from the ugly truth. He provides a way of being someone out of the ordinary and a lifestyle that some have but never go the whole nine yardsThe Way Of The Asshole. It is more than just a name for calling someone or saying to someone when you dont agree with them. Maybe just call yourself one because you think its cool. Being an asshole is more than just saying it, you have to be about it. You must live, breathe, eat and sleep it in everything you do. And this is a start in the right direction.

Holy Sh t

Author : Melissa Mohr
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Almost everyone swears, or worries about not swearing, from the two year-old who has just discovered the power of potty mouth to the grandma who wonders why every other word she hears is obscene. Whether they express anger or exhilaration, are meant to insult or to commend, swear words perform a crucial role in language. But swearing is also a uniquely well-suited lens through which to look at history, offering a fascinating record of what people care about on the deepest levels of a culture--what's divine, what's terrifying, and what's taboo. Holy Sh*t tells the story of two kinds of swearing--obscenities and oaths--from ancient Rome and the Bible to today. With humor and insight, Melissa Mohr takes readers on a journey to discover how "swearing" has come to include both testifying with your hand on the Bible and calling someone a *#$&!* when they cut you off on the highway. She explores obscenities in ancient Rome--which were remarkably similar to our own--and unearths the history of religious oaths in the Middle Ages, when swearing (or not swearing) an oath was often a matter of life and death. Holy Sh*t also explains the advancement of civility and corresponding censorship of language in the 18th century, considers the rise of racial slurs after World War II, examines the physiological effects of swearing (increased heart rate and greater pain tolerance), and answers a question that preoccupies the FCC, the US Senate, and anyone who has recently overheard little kids at a playground: are we swearing more now than people did in the past? A gem of lexicography and cultural history, Holy Sh*t is a serious exploration of obscenity--and it also just might expand your repertoire of words to choose from the next time you shut your finger in the car door.

Sock

Author : Penn Jillette
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Twisting the buddy cop story upside down and inside out, Penn Jillette has created the most distinctive narrator to come along in fiction in many years: a sock monkey called Dickie. The sock monkey belongs to a New York City police diver who discovers the body of an old lover in the murky waters of the Hudson River and sets off with her best friend to find her killer. The story of their quest swerves and veers, takes off into philosophical riffs, occasionally stops to tell a side story, and references a treasure trove of 1970's and 1980's pop culture. Sock is a surprising, intense, fascinating piece of work.

Unwillingly Yours

Author : Marian Tee
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Curvy 18-year-old Jaike Hepburn is happiest when she's described as nerdy and boring. Anything is better than the truth...until she meets a billionaire heir who makes it impossible to deny her secret and shameful desires. 21-year-old Greek-American playboy Derek Christopoulos is used to living in the limelight, pretending to be the embodiment of a modern-day prince. Throughout his life, he's kept his dark side leashed, knowing that one day, he'll find the girl who'd take pleasure in belonging to him, body and soul. When Jaike meets Derek, the feelings he arouses in her has Jaike running scared and into the arms of his greatest rival. But even though she belongs to another man, it’s too late. Even if the world thinks she’s too young, her heart and body knows the truth. Derek is the Dom she’s been waiting for…and feared her whole life.

Behind Our Backs

Author : I. Papi
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Northwest Edge

Author : Lidia Yuknavitch
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No One Left to Tell

Author : Karen Rose
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New York Times bestselling author Karen Rose returns to the gritty world of Baltimore’s cops and prosecutors with a tale of danger and desire that will leave you breathless… A car crashes in front of rookie PI Paige Holden’s home. And suddenly, she finds one of her pro bono clients dying in her arms—from a gunshot wound. With her last breath, the woman whispers cryptic words into her ear and hands her a blood-smeared flash drive. Five years ago, State’s Attorney Grayson Smith put a murderer behind bars. But when Paige Holden shares the flash drive with him, its contents cast doubts on the conviction—and lead him and Paige into a world of blackmail, dark secrets, and a decades-long string of murders. An investigation they’ll survive only by trusting each other—and the truth.

The Nerdist Way

Author : Chris Hardwick
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Nerd superstar Chris Hardwick offers his fellow "creative obsessives" crucial information needed to come out on top in the current Nerd uprising. As a lifelong member of "The Nerd Herd," as he calls it, Chris Hardwick has learned all there is to know about Nerds. Developing a system, blog, and podcasts, Hardwick shares hard-earned wisdom about turning seeming weakness into world-dominating strengths in the hilarious self-help book, The Nerdist Way. From keeping their heart rate below hummingbird levels to managing the avalanche of sadness that is their in-boxes; from becoming evil geniuses to attracting wealth by turning down work, Hardwick reveals the secrets that can help readers achieve their goals by tapping into their true nerdtastic selves. Here Nerds will learn how to: Become their own time cop Tell panic attacks to go suck it Use incremental fitness to ward off predators A Nerd's brain is a laser-it's time they learn to point and fire!

Please Don t Do Coke in the Bathroom

Author : Sami Christianson
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Beautiful hand lettering for the sweary soul in you. Creatively express your irreverent attitude and sarcastic sentiments with beautiful calligraphy and hand lettering! Send an artfully lettered note telling your boss to f*ck off, let a friend know her cat is kind of an a$$hole, or share your true feelings about kale with the help of this laugh-out-loud lettering book for adults. Featuring a crash course in calligraphy and hand lettering the alphabet, this book also includes a selection of removable hand-lettered signs with inappropriate sayings like "Monday is a D*ck," "Your Spirit Animal is an A$$hole," and more. Now you can create your own brazen billboards or hostile stationery, or tell the sh*tty person in your life how you really feel, with delicate swirls and hand-drawn letters gleaned from Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom. After all, if you're going to tell someone they suck, it might as well look good when you do it!

The Ice Beneath You

Author : Christian Bauman
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Bauman's charged, muscular prose; his solid and piercing treatment of his characters; his careful and nuanced exploration of war, peace, honor, and purpose; and his jarring and utterly contemporary sense of dislocation mark "The Ice Beneath You" as a major addition to the literature of war.

If It Bleeds It Leads

Author : Laura Di Battista
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It is 1986 and sex is everywhere, even in the workplace. Cara Angeli has just landed her first full-time job working in a local newsroom. Although it is only an entry-level position, Cara is confident that hard work and diligence will help her achieve her dream of being a television reporter. Unfortunately, Cara does not realize the lengths she will have to go to in order to reach her goal. As she begins her job as a production assistant in a newsroom full of lecherous bosses and motley co-workers, Cara soon discovers the television news business is not as glamorous as she once envisioned. Amid the shortcomings of a womanizing news director, an insecure anchorman, and colleagues determined to stop at nothing to get the lead story, Cara doggedly climbs an unsteady career ladder. As she attempts to balance her quest for true love with her desire for professional success, only time will tell if she will be able to attain everything she has ever wanted despite a violent act and a heartbreaking loss. If It Bleeds, It Leads shares the compelling tale of a young woman's journey through the cutthroat world of television news as she explores friendship, love, and the power of her own perseverance.

Under Every Rock

Author : Mark Eibert
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Based on the true account of Jason Lightfoot, who worked in the behind the scenes intelligence gathering for the past twenty-six years. Jason takes you through his training, and overseas operations in the first part of his career. When the nineteen Islamic terrorists hijacked and flew those four commercial passenger jets into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and crashed the fourth one into a Pennsylvania field, killing three thousand innocent people, his world changes. Jason has his own methods of interrogating, finding and eliminating the mujahideen that are located on American, Mexican, and Canadian soil. Jasons home base is one of the most secure facilities in the United States. Everything Jason needs is at his disposal, and he uses it all to his advantage over the hidden terrorists cells located in the United States. Whether you agree with Jasons methods or not, his results cant be argued. Jason has been involved in the most secretive operations against extremists and terrorism, abroad and on American soil. He has assumed numerous identities in his lengthy career, and is fluent in six languages. At 56, he has endured the most extreme training available and maintains a strenuous training regime daily. He continues traveling overseas and in the USA. Jason lives in Las Vegas and works out of an unknown location in the Nevada desert.

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Power Seduction Scandal

Author : Angela Winters
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After a rocky year, D.C.’s most ambitious divas are back on track. But in a city of social climbing and scandal, can they stay ahead of the game? Happy in marriage and motherhood, Sherise is back at work and ready for a big promotion to White House press secretary—until an incompetent rival gets the job instead. Something’s dirty and Sherise is going to get to the bottom of it.... Billie’s law career is thriving, and she’s newly engaged. But between her fiancé’s disapproving mother and his angry ex-girlfriend, Billie’s plans for the future may be put on hold—permanently.... With a new job at a lobbying firm, Erica is ready to put the past behind her. But when her estranged father’s tragic death leaves her newly wealthy, she finds herself at the center of a power struggle that could cost her more than money... Whatever obstacles try to block their dreams, these ladies will find a way to conquer them—no matter what it takes... “Readers looking for backstabbing, secrets, and sex will find plenty.” —Publishers Weekly on Almost Doesn’t Count

Starve the Vulture

Author : Jason Carney
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A “compelling” memoir of self-destruction, recovery, and redemption from a four-time National Poetry Slam finalist (Booklist). This mesmerizing memoir recounts Jason Carney’s twisting journey as he overcomes his own racism, homophobia, drug addiction, and harrowing brushes with death to find redemption and unlikely fame on the national performance poetry circuit. Woven into Carney's path to recovery is a powerful family story, depicting the roots of prejudice and dysfunction through several generations. “Before he was a sex-addict-crackhead-boozer-porn-salesman sliding downward in the Dallas demimonde, Jason Carney was a poet, a lowlife who prized his thesaurus as much as his speed pipe...He made it out, and Starve the Vulture tells how he did it, how poetic ecstasy trumped sordid pleasure. Brisk, electric, and moving, his story recalls both Baudelaire's Intimate Journals and Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress.”—J. Michael Lennon, author of Norman Mailer: A Double Life “It seems impossible to me that a reader could fail to be gripped by Carney's straightforward, vulnerable voice, which is able to imbue the harrowing events of his life with beauty, humor, and deep meaning.”—Hippocampus Magazine “Carney will easily win sympathy for his life, in which he has persevered to show others the hard work of his salvation.”—Kirkus Reviews