Part One of Once Upon A TIME... IS TEMPERATURE! concerns my Proof that Time is simply Temperature! Part Two is a collection of articles and essays, inventions, patented ideas, a play, games, songs, short stories, poetry and memoirs. Indeed, one chapter is just three lines. I call this creation the first Bookazine, an entity that compares somewhat to my own den which is a hodgepodge of deer horns, antique bottles, Great-grandfather s guns and swords, oil lamps, circus banners, etcetera! Such a volume, I believe, is an innovation the public will embrace as this gives the reader variety, entertainment and information while freeing him of the oft encountered drudgery of working through a typical 500-page tome. The Bookazine is for the traveler, the person on the go, the no nonsense inquirer.