Match! Joke Book


Author: Macmillan Children's Books,MATCH

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 1509825010

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: N.A

View: 4658

Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Sports Jokes Book 1 - A Joke Book for Sports Fans


Author: Delphon Coker

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 0244453152

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

View: 5823

This book contains 230 jokes relating to various sports including football, basketball, soccer, baseball, rugby, racing, tennis and golf. Please do not be offended it’s for the enjoyment of humanity so have a laugh and enjoy life.

The Essex Joke Book


Author: Nicholas Knights

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448132630

Category: Humor

Page: 192

View: 8329

WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’

Match! England Football Heroes


Author: MATCH

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 1529014468

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: N.A

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Who's your favourite England footballer? To help you decide, Match! England Football Heroes tells you everything you need to know about past, present and future superstars! Perfect for young football fans (or anyone with three lions on their shirt), this awesome edition of Match! is packed with all the info about forty-five of the best England players ever – player profiles, facts and stats, quizzes, greatest moments and the 2018 squad's FIFA World Cup journey. This must-have book features ten England legends, the current squad and players to watch from the youth teams. Discover more about Gareth Southgate, Harry Kane, Jordan Pickford, Raheem Sterling, Jamie Vardy, Kieran Trippier, Marcus Rashford, Dele Alli, Bobby, Moore, Wayne Rooney, Gary Lineker, Michael Owen, Bobby Charlton, David Beckham, Paul Gascoigne, Ryan Sessegnon, Jadon Sancho, Mason Mount and many more.

The Irish Joke Book


Author: Brendon Kelly

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1477159118

Category: Humor

Page: 88

View: 1247

The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish. Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us. The Irish can laugh at themselves and wont mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time. Youll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes. No-one is safe - not pilots on the Irish national airline Aer Lingus, not Guinness drinkers, nor Irish council workers. Sure theyre not safe. The Irish love a laugh, and have that inbuilt Celt good sense-of-humor, or as we text GSOH. And then theres the lurvely accent, on de ladies. And theyre good looking and the men - arent - Youll have your favorites. Then youll forget where the hell it was - dat joke. So I wrote dis handy Index at da back. Ya can test yourself by finding de words in de Index dat you remember all dere, to find de joke again. Or try and remember da joke from the line in de Index. Tanks a million ... P.S. Da sketches are of Molly Malone in Grafton Street, Dublin and the Irish milk given when ya donate a pint of blood. God bless the Irish! Brendon Kelly

Match! Incredible Stats and Facts


Author: Macmillan Children's Books

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 1509830049

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: N.A

View: 3936

Over a thousand jaw-dropping stats and crazy facts from the makers of the UK's best football magazine! Match! Incredible Stats and Facts is packed full of brilliant facts, stats, lists and records from fastest goals to top scorers and most red cards to tallest stars in the Premier League. Includes amazing player facts, bonkers football injuries, biggest transfer fees, fantastic footie legends, trophy trivia, stunning stadiums, incredible strange-but-true revelations, all the firsts, and the fastest, tallest, boldest facts about the Champions League, the Premier League, the FA Cup, the UEFA European Championship and the World Cup. *Former Tottenham Hotspur captain Ledley King holds the record for the quickest Premier League goal. He scored ten seconds after kick-off in a match against Bradford in the 2000/01 season. *Brazilian legend, Pelé, scored ninety-two hat-tricks, four goals on thirty-one occasions, five goals six times, and once bagged eight goals in a game! *Sergio Batista (1986) and Gennaro Gattuso (2006) are apparently the only two players to have won the World Cup while sporting a full beard.

Extreme Monsters Joke Book


Author: Nikki Bataille Lange,Randy Meredith,Eric Smith

Publisher: Brighter Minds Children's Publishin

ISBN: 9781577911814

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 95

View: 7869

Presents a collection of jokes and riddles about monsters, ghouls, ghosts, and other scary beings.

Jotd the World's Greatest Computer Joke Book


Author: Hershel Remer

Publisher: Rabbs

ISBN: 9780615124490

Category: Computers

Page: 108

View: 7646

The greatest computer joke book ever! Written by a professional comedian/computer network administrator/rabbi, JOTD boldly makes fun of the world of computer technology, corporate America, and everything else. With a slant towards UNIX and Solaris, it gives great detail to operating systems to satisfy the most astute nerds, but offers enough broad range to reach anyone in the office world. JOTD is outrageously funny where humor doesn't even seem possible to show itself - deep inside the world of Geekdom. And, JOTD isn't just a compilation of wimpy one-liners, but is a collection of full-length caustic satires, zany scripts, and mature material. And, best of all, JOTD is low in fat and cholesterol.

The New York City Bartender's Joke Book


Author: Jimmy Pritchard

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 0446551058

Category: Humor

Page: 300

View: 3484

Jimmy Pritchard has been collecting jokes from diverse individuals during his career tending bars in New York. This collection includes more than 400 jokes that are sure to have anybody laughing.

Super Cool Jokes and Games for Kids


Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

ISBN: 9780736907545

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 160

View: 2591

Includes "humorous Bible riddles."

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin


Author: Boone Brian

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1510737715

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 176

View: 6989

Tickle Charms and Laughing Potions, meet your match! This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Here’s just a sampling of the jokes you’ll find inside: Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape Goat. What’s Professor Lupin’s favorite day of the week? Moonday. Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghostwriter. Did you hear that Professor McGonagall’s animagi and Crookshanks get together and gossip about students? They’re very catty. Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun. Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter!


The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!


Author: Eva Blank,Alison Benjamin,Rosanne Green,Ilana Weitzman,Lisa Sparks

Publisher: Workman Publishing

ISBN: 0761176845

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 288

View: 6108

It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.

Joey Adams' Joke Book

A Carnival of Laughs


Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A


Category: American wit and humor

Page: 224

View: 6258

The good sports joke book


Author: Paul M. Miller

Publisher: Barbour Pub Inc

ISBN: 9781593101602

Category: Humor

Page: 256

View: 9918

No doubt about it-sports is serious business in today's society. Maybe a little good-natured ribbing is in order to keep us from taking our athletics-and athletes-too seriously! This marvelous new collection of some five hundred jokes will hit a home run with sports fans, offering a hilarious take on the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and everything in between. Including material on sports both major and minor, these jokes have fun with athletes and spectators alike. Wholesome entertainment for the whole family

Megatastic Kids Joke Book


Author: Arcturus Publishing

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781841931234

Category: Knock-knock jokes

Page: 672

View: 4750