I Could Pee on This

And Other Poems by Cats

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Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452121869

Category: Humor

Page: 112

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

I Could Pee on This

And Other Poems by Cats

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Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452110581

Category: Humor

Page: 111

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A collection of humorous poems delves into the cat psyche, covering such topics as separation anxiety, scratching at closed doors, and trips to the veterinarian.

I Could Pee on This, Too

And More Poems by More Cats

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Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452137137

Category: Humor

Page: 112

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There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.

I Could Chew on This

And Other Poems by Dogs

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Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452131805

Category: Humor

Page: 112

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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

You Need More Sleep

Advice from Cats

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Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452146535

Category: Humor

Page: 112

View: 2418

Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this ebook will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

2018 WALL CAL

I Could Pee on this 2018

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Author: FRANCESCO. MARCIULIANO

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781452160009

Category:

Page: N.A

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Claw the System

Poems from the Cat Revolution

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Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781449495626

Category: Humor

Page: 112

View: 5669

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano, comes a lesson from cats in resistance. Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Just What Do You Think You're Doing?" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they're so spitting mad.

Star Trek Cats

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Author: Jenny Parks

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452158827

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 64

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Captain's log: We have entered a galaxy where beloved illustrator Jenny Parks has conjured an astonishingly vivid homage to the original Star Trek series with an unexpected twist: a cast of cats. Featuring a hilarious new take on iconic characters and scenes—from Kirk in the Captain's chair to Spock offering his Vulcan wisdom—this eye-opening adventure stays true to the tone of the classic TV show. Playful, loving, and from a strange new world, Star Trek Cats is the perfect gift for fans of, well, Star Trek and cats.

Why Cats Paint

A Theory of Feline Aesthetics

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Author: Burton Silver,Heather Busch

Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.

ISBN: 9781580087933

Category: Pets

Page: 144

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In 1994, WHY CATS PAINT took the art world and animal world by storm with its unprecedented photographic record of cat creativity. Those seminal books in feline aesthetics are now offered in new pocket-size editions filled with the best from each volume, making purrfect gifts for cat lovers and art lovers alike.Reviews"great for stocking stuffers."-Cleveland Plain Dealer

Crafting with Cat Hair

Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

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Author: Kaori Tsutaya

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 1594746893

Category: Crafts & Hobbies

Page: 96

View: 9501

Got fur balls? Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!

Throw the Damn Ball

Classic Poetry by Dogs

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Author: R. D. Rosen,Harry Prichett,Rob Battles

Publisher: Plume

ISBN: 0142180858

Category: Humor

Page: 117

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A creative homage to classic poems features pages of verse "written" by dogs from around the country, including the works "Whose Ball This Is I Think I Know" and "Fetch Me Another."

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

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Author: Jeremy Greenberg

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449432115

Category: Pets

Page: 64

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Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including: Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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Author: The Oatmeal,Matthew Inman

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449410499

Category: Humor

Page: 80

View: 4944

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

I Just Want to Pee Alone

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Author: Jen People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Publisher: Throat_punch Books

ISBN: 9780988408036

Category: Child rearing

Page: 185

View: 2402

Subtitle on cover: A collection of hilarious essays about motherhood.

A Cat's Night Before Christmas

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Author: Henry Beard,John Boswell

Publisher: Broadway

ISBN: 9780767918534

Category: Humor

Page: 48

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A whimsical parody of Clement C. Moore's classic holiday poem brings the experience of Christmas Eve to life as seen through the eyes of the family cat. 35,000 first printing.

How to Pee: Potty Training for Boys

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Author: Dr. Todd Spector

Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)

ISBN: 1627795812

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 40

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Out with the old and in with the new! Family physician Dr. Todd Spector presents a fresh and outrageously fun way to encourage little boys to give up their diapers. They can try it freestyle (in the backyard!), or give the potty a try with the help of a few props and plenty of imagination. Peeing in the potty is a lot more fun if you do it rocket style, cowboy style, or superhero style! Inspired by Dr. Spector's own experiences potty training his son, this combination of laugh-out-loud scenarios and useful advice turns the dreaded potty-training process into an exciting adventure for all.

Fat Cat Art

Famous Masterpieces Improved by a Ginger Cat with Attitude

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Author: Svetlana Petrova

Publisher: J P Tarcher

ISBN: 9780399174780

Category: Humor

Page: 304

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“It’s official. That thing that classic art has been missing is a chubby reclining kitty.” —The Huffington Post Internet meme meets classical art in Svetlana Petrova’s brilliant Fat Cat Art. Featuring her twenty-two-pound, ginger-colored cat Zarathustra superimposed onto some of the greatest artworks of all time, Petrova’s paintings are an Internet sensation. Now fans will have the ultimate full-color collection of her work, including several never-before-seen pieces, to savor for themselves or to give as a gift to fellow cat lovers. From competing with Venus’s sexy reclining pose (and almost knocking her off her chaise lounge in the process) in Titian’s Venus of Urbino, to exhibiting complete disdain as he skirts away from God’s pointing finger in Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam, Zarathustra single-handedly rewrites art history in the way that only an adorable fat cat can.

Pee on Water

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Author: Rachel B. Glaser

Publisher: Publishing Genius

ISBN: 9780982081389

Category: Fiction

Page: 143

View: 4935

Fiction. "Rachel Glaser has written a game-changer. I have a couple of rules about things I allow myself to like. Rachel breaks all of them and her stories leave me hunting for my rule book. Where is my rule book? Damn her. Bless her. Say what you will. PEE ON WATER is a new way to breathe"--Giancarlo DiTrapano.

Grumpy Cat

A Grumpy Book

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Author: Grumpy Cat

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452131619

Category: Humor

Page: 96

View: 8977

Internet sensation Grumpy Cat's epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world. Featuring brand new as well as classic photos, and including grump-inspiring activities and games, Grumpy Cat delivers unmatched, hilarious grumpiness that puts any bad mood in perspective.