Fifty Sheds of Grey

Erotica for the Not-too-modern Male

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Author: C. T. Grey

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 0752265458

Category: Humor

Page: 144

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""She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot." Colin Grey's life was happy and simple, until the day everything changed--the day his wife read that book. Suddenly, he was thrust headfirst into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is what happens when a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire invades man's last place of privacy: his backyard shed. WARNING: Fifty Sheds of Grey contains fifty graphic shed-based images. Please do not look if you are easily offended.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

A Parody

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Author: Fanny Merkin,Andrew Shaffer

Publisher: Da Capo Press

ISBN: 0306822008

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

View: 9642

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Fifty Sheds of Grey: Three in a Shed

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Author: C.T. Grey

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 0752265571

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

View: 4841

'Which whip today?' she rasped, tightly clad in black leather. 'I don't know,' I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch.' In Three in a Shed, the pulsating climax to the bestselling trowel-egy Fifty Sheds of Grey, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidentally mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors -- the sophisticated cougar (or whatever the British equivalent is -- a badger?) -- who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love -- his shed?

Fifty Sheds Damper

A Parody

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Author: C.T. Grey

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 0752265512

Category: Humor

Page: 144

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The sequel to the smash-hit, Sunday Times bestselling parody Fifty Sheds of Grey. ‘Each firm stroke was bringing me closer and closer to that moment of relief and satisfaction. Soon my shed would be completely weatherproof.' Multi-millionaire Colin Grey thought he’d escaped a dark, forbidden world of pleasure and pain, until one day he suddenly awakes to find himself bound and gagged. But by whom – kidnappers, the secret service, or his ex-wife? In this sequel to the bestselling erotic parody, Fifty Sheds of Grey, Colin wrestles with his inner demons, several women and fungal root rot. Fifty Sheds . . . Hotter. Steamier. Damper! WARNING: Shed addiction can seriously affect your health. Please read responsibly. *Now with a wipe-clean cover! Disclaimer: Fifty Sheds of Grey is not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the making of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Fifty Writers on Fifty Shades of Grey

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Author: Lori Perkins

Publisher: BenBella Books, Inc.

ISBN: 1937856437

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 304

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E. L. James’ Fifty Shades trilogy has fascinated and seduced millions of readers. In bedrooms, in book clubs, and in the media, people can’t stop talking about it! In Fifty Writers on Fifty Shades of Grey, 50 writers—from romance and erotica authors, to real-world BDSM practitioners, to adult entertainment industry professionals—continue the conversation. Fifty Shades as Erotic Fiction Erotic romance writer Sylvia Day speaks to the new opportunities the Fifty Shades trilogy has opened up for writers (and readers!) of erotica Fifty Shades as Sexual Empowerment Romance novelist Heather Graham praises the way the books encourage women to celebrate their own sexual shades of grey Fifty Shades as Fanfiction Editor Tish Beaty relates the process behind turning Twilight fanfic Master of the Universe into Fifty Shades of Grey Fifty Shades as Pop Culture Fifty Shames of Earl Grey author Andrew Shaffer compares Fifty Shades to sister-in-literary-scandal Peyton Place Plus • Matrimonial lawyer Sherri Donovan examines the legalities of Christian’s contract • Master R of BDSM training chateau La Domaine Esemar evaluates Christian Grey’s skill as a Dominant (and offers some professional advice) • And a whole lot more! Whether you loved Fifty Shades of Grey, or just want to know why everyone else does, Fifty Writers on Fifty Shades of Grey is the book for you. Contributors: • Heather Graham • Sylvia Day • Andrew Shaffer • M.J. Rose • Sinnamon Love • Judith Regan • Stacey Agdern • Laura Antoniou • Jennifer Armintrout • Tish Beaty • Mala Bhattacharjee • Rachel Kramer Bussel • M. Christian • Suzan Colón • Joy Daniels • Sherri Donovan • Angela Edwards • Melissa Febos • Lucy Felthouse • Ryan Field • Selina Fire • Megan Frampton • Sarah Frantz • Louise Fury • Lois Gresh • Catherine Hiller • Marci Hirsch • Dr. Hilda Hutcherson • Debra Hyde • Anne Jamison • D.L. King • Dr. Logan Levkoff • Arielle Loren • Sassafras Lowry • Rachel Kenley • Pamela Madsen • Chris Marks and Lia Leto • Midori • Master R • Dr. Katherine Ramsland • Tiffany Reisz • Katharine Sands • Jennifer Sanzo • Rakesh Satyal • Marc Shapiro • Lyss Stern • Cecilia Tan • Hope Tarr • Susan Wright • Editor X

Hard-Core Romance

"Fifty Shades of Grey," Best-Sellers, and Society

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Author: Eva Illouz

Publisher: University of Chicago Press

ISBN: 022615355X

Category: Social Science

Page: 104

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From its beginnings in Twilight fan-fiction to its record-breaking sales as an e-book and paperback, the story of the erotic romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey and its two sequels is both unusual and fascinating. Having sold over seventy million copies worldwide since 2011, E. L. James’s lurid series about a sexual ingénue and the powerful young entrepreneur who introduces her to BDSM sex has ingrained itself in our collective consciousness. But why have these particular novels—poorly written and formulaic as they are—become so popular, especially among women over thirty? In this concise, engaging book, Eva Illouz subjects the Fifty Shades cultural phenomenon to the serious scrutiny it has been begging for. After placing the trilogy in the context of best-seller publishing, she delves into its remarkable appeal, seeking to understand the intense reading pleasure it provides and how that resonates with the structure of relationships between men and women today. Fifty Shades, Illouz argues, is a gothic romance adapted to modern times in which sexuality is both a source of division between men and women and a site to orchestrate their reconciliation. As for the novels’ notorious depictions of bondage, discipline, and sadomasochism, Illouz shows that these are as much a cultural fantasy as a sexual one, serving as a guide to a happier romantic life. The Fifty Shades trilogy merges romantic fantasy with self-help guide—two of the most popular genres for female readers. Offering a provocative explanation for the success and popularity of the Fifty Shades of Grey novels, Hard-Core Romance is an insightful look at modern relationships and contemporary women’s literature.

Maestra

The shocking international number one bestseller

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Author: LS Hilton

Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

ISBN: 1785760025

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

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READ THE CONTROVERSIAL THRILLER THAT SHOCKED THE WORLD THE NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER GLAMOUR'S WRITER OF THE YEAR By day Judith Rashleigh is a put-upon assistant at a London auction house. By night she's a hostess in one of the capital's unsavoury bars. Desperate to make something of herself, Judith knows she has to play the game. She's learned to dress, speak and act in the interests of men. She's learned to be a good girl. But after uncovering a dark secret at the heart of the art world, Judith is fired and her dreams of a better life are torn apart. So she turns to a long-neglected friend. A friend that kept her chin up and back straight through every past slight. A friend that a good girl like her shouldn't have: Rage. Fatal attraction meets The Talented Mr Ripley in this darkly decadent thriller, soon to be a major Hollywood film, that asks: Where do you go when you've gone too far?

Fifty Spades of Grey

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Author: L. O. L. James

Publisher: Big Sky Publishing

ISBN: 1922132101

Category: Man-woman relationships

Page: 128

View: 7947

Finally, a book for all of us dudes who just don't get what all this Fifty Shades malarkey is all about. When apprentice handy man, Dave Johnson, does some freelance landscaping for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and would love to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for gardening, sports, and home renovation. The couple embarks on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of lawn mowing, bathroom tiling and mastering the art of swing bowling. With each story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Dudes Trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking:* How do men and women ever get together?* How many men are really as simple as Dave?* How the hell do 'the real books' sell a million books a week?

Fifty Shelves of Grey

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Author: L. O. L. James

Publisher: Big Sky Publishing

ISBN: 192213211X

Category: Man-woman relationships

Page: 128

View: 9139

Finally, a book for all of us dudes who just don't get what all this Fifty Shades malarkey is all about. When apprentice handy man, Dave Johnson, does some freelance landscaping for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and would love to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for gardening, sports, and home renovation. The couple embarks on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of lawn mowing, bathroom tiling and mastering the art of swing bowling. With each story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Dudes Trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: * How do men and women ever get together? * How many men are really as simple as Dave? * How the hell do 'the real books' sell a million books a week?

Girls Gone Wise in a World Gone Wild

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Author: Mary A. Kassian

Publisher: Moody Publishers

ISBN: 157567551X

Category: Religion

Page: 272

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Inundated by popular culture, many women have lost their bearings and no longer trust the internal compass that intuitively affirms those things that are good, true, and noble about womanhood. As Jesus’ favorite and most powerful teaching tactic was the parable, it is appropriate that Mary Kassian walks the reader through the compelling tale of the wild versus wise woman found in Proverbs 7. By using 20 points of contrast, she helps readers discern wild from wise, saucy from biblically savvy, and more. Girls Gone Wise in a World Gone Wild will captivate, convict, and challenge women to become decreasingly worldly and increasingly godly, and it will equip them with truth for that journey. Includes questions for personal reflection at the end of each chapter

Modern Sexuality

The Truth about Sex and Relationships

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Author: Michael Aaron

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 1442253223

Category: Psychology

Page: 200

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Human sexuality today stands at the crossroads between biological diversity and social conformity, and a battle between the two rages in the media, in social institutions, and in our daily lives. As a sex therapist, Michael Aaron witnesses this struggle each and every day as it plays out on his therapy couch. Modern Sexuality: The Truth about Sex and Relationships examines how biology and society collide head-on in the realm of human sexuality. Here, Aaron carefully and convincingly debunks some of the most commonly held beliefs about sexuality – that it is learned and can be changed; that “abnormal” sexual behavior is pathological; that healthy sexuality involves intimacy; that intimacy is the same to everyone; and that sexuality must have a clearly defined purpose. Using groundbreaking brain-imaging studies and cutting- edge psychological insights, Modern Sexuality presents the overwhelming case for sexual diversity including orientation, non-traditional relationships, and even specific fantasies and kinks. In a world where sexual “outsiders” battle for acceptance, this work helps to explore the variety of sexual expressions from a normative standpoint, helping readers to understand that their own desires and those of others can happily exist on the same continuum.

Graham of Thrones

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Author: Graham R. R. Stark

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1471141659

Category: Humor

Page: 144

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'I stared in horror - it was a dark, evil green colour with big scales. I hadn't seen a bathroom like this since 1973.' From the creators of Sunday Timesbestseller Fifty Sheds of Grey, Graham of Thronesis the hilarious story of one man's epic journey from the grim North to the affluent South, to face his destiny in the shape of the greatest of all lavatories, the mythical Iron Throne. On his way he must overcome brash bathroom salesman Jeremy Glennister, his diminutive philosophical plumber's mate, Tyrone and his wife's miniature dragon collection. Whether you're a Game of Thronesfan or just looking for epic laughs, this is the perfect loo book, lavishly illustrated with sumptuous images of toilets and bathrooms of all shapes and colours and liberally sprinkled with side-splitting lines. If you want this Christmas to be merrier than ever, remember... WINTER IS PLUMBING.

Cinquenta tons de cinza

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Author: E. L. James

Publisher: Editora Intrinseca

ISBN: 8580572193

Category: Fiction

Page: 480

View: 9467

Quando Anastasia Steele entrevista o jovem empresário Christian Grey, descobre nele um homem atraente, brilhante e profundamente dominador. Ingênua e inocente, Ana se surpreende ao perceber que, a despeito da enigmática reserva de Grey, está desesperadamente atraída por ele. Incapaz de resistir à beleza discreta, à timidez e ao espírito independente de Ana, Grey admite que também a deseja — mas em seus próprios termos. Chocada e ao mesmo tempo seduzida pelas estranhas preferências de Grey, Ana hesita. Por trás da fachada de sucesso — os negócios multinacionais, a vasta fortuna, a amada família —, Grey é um homem atormentado por demônios do passado e consumido pela necessidade de controle. Quando eles embarcam num apaixonado e sensual caso de amor, Ana não só descobre mais sobre seus próprios desejos, como também sobre os segredos obscuros que Grey tenta manter escondidos...

The Hairy Dieters

How to Love Food and Lose Weight

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Author: Hairy Bikers,Dave Myers

Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson

ISBN: 9780297870432

Category: Cooking

Page: 320

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The Hairy Bikers have lost almost 6 stone between them and you can lose weight too... Si King and Dave Myers are self-confessed food lovers. Food isn't just fuel to them, it's their life. But, like many of us, they've found that the weight has crept on over the years. So they've made a big decision to act before it's too late and lose some pounds. In this groundbreaking diet book, Si and Dave have come up with tasty recipes that are low in calories and big on flavour. This is real food for real people, not skinny minnies. There are ideas for family meals, hearty lunches and dinners, even a few knock-out bakes and snacking options. The Hairy Bikers will always love their food - pies and curries won't be off the menu for long! - but using these recipes, and following their clever tips and heartfelt advice, you can bake your cake, eat it, and lose the pounds.

The Fifty Shades of Grey Phenomena

How to Write Best-Selling Erotic Romance

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Author: Chlo Thurlow

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

ISBN: 9781481026376

Category: Reference

Page: 166

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EL James has made $50 million from the Shades of Grey Trilogy. In "The Fifty Shades of Grey Phenomena," best-selling erotic writer Chloe Thurlow reveals the secrets of how it's done. With a point-by-point study of "Fifty Shades of Grey," Thurlow provides insider tips of writing romance erotica. She shows how to create living characters, and how to keep readers glued to the page by "showing" what's happening through action, not "telling" the reader with dull explanation. There are selections from the first Master of Erotica, the Marquis de Sade, and how erotica has changed through the ages; excerpts from Thurlow's own writing; a list of erotic publishers hungry for new material - and lots more. For writers setting out to write romantic erotica, and for established writers who want to add a sharp new tool to their erotic toolbox, "The Fifty Shades of Grey Phenomena" is essential reading. Chloe Thurlow is the author of five acclaimed novels, numerous erotic short stories and essays. "Ms. Thurlow's writing is captivating. The fantasy she builds flows with a hint of conspiracy and I would recommend this book to those who want to read about some of the lesser-known BDSM fetish play." The Romance Reviews, on "A Girl's Adventure," an Xcite Books top-selling title.

Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian

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Author: E L James

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473535956

Category: Fiction

Page: 576

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In Christian’s own words, and through his thoughts, reflections, and dreams, E L James offers a fresh perspective on the love story that has enthralled millions of readers around the world. CHRISTIAN GREY exercises control in all things; his world is neat, disciplined, and utterly empty – until the day that Anastasia Steele falls into his office, in a tangle of shapely limbs and tumbling brown hair. He tries to forget her, but instead is swept up in a storm of emotion he cannot comprehend and cannot resist. Unlike any woman he has known before, shy, unworldly Ana seems to see right through him – past the business prodigy and the penthouse lifestyle to Christian’s cold, wounded heart. Will being with Ana dispel the horrors of his childhood that haunt Christian every night? Or will his dark sexual desires, his compulsion to control, and the self-loathing that fills his soul drive this girl away and destroy the fragile hope she offers him?

Fifty Shades Trilogy Bundle

Fifty Shades of Grey; Fifty Shades Darker; Fifty Shades Freed

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Author: E L James

Publisher: Vintage

ISBN: 0345803574

Category: Fiction

Page: 1700

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Now available in a single volume, E L James’s New York Times #1 bestselling trilogy has been hailed by Entertainment Weekly as being “in a class by itself.” Beginning with the GoodReads Choice Award Romance Finalist Fifty Shades of Grey, the Fifty Shades Trilogy will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever. This bundle includes the following novels: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY: When college student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly Ana realizes she wants this man, and Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian’s secrets and explores her own desires. FIFTY SHADES DARKER: Daunted by Christian’s dark secrets and singular tastes, Ana has broken off their relationship to start a new career. But desire for Christian still dominates her every waking thought. They rekindle their searing sensual affair, and while Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Ana is forced to make the most important decision of her life. FIFTY SHADES FREED: Now, Ana and Christian have it all—love, passion, intimacy, wealth, and a world of possibilities for their future. But Ana knows that loving her Fifty Shades will not be easy, and that being together will pose challenges that neither of them would anticipate. Just when it seems that their strength together will eclipse any obstacle, misfortune, malice, and fate conspire to turn Ana’s deepest fears into reality. This book is intended for mature audiences.

Fifty Shades of Romeo and Juliet

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Author: M. A. Dewitt

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

ISBN: 9781482006001

Category: Humor

Page: 116

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“Imagine if you will that Mel Brooks has written an erotic parody of Romeo and Juliet and you'll pretty much have this book,” Rina Lee, 5-star review. “This is NOT your mother's Shakespeare version of 'Romeo and Juliet' … it's BETTER!” Jackie, 5-star review. “I wonder if Bill Shakespeare is turning over in his grave or laughing – I think the latter,” Bill, 5-star review.Eighteen-year-old Juliet is betrothed to Paris, a rich and arrogant relative to royalty with a mouth as dirty as his mind. Her only saving grace is a collection of vibrators and other stimulating toys manufactured by the mysterious R. Across town, Romeo, the mysterious sex-toy scientist himself, is in love with the beautiful Rosaline who treats him like crap. After an anonymous night of passion, Romeo and Juliet learn they are from rival families. With the help of a slutty best friend and a nurse with a secret sexual torture chamber, will Romeo and Juliet finally find their happy ending?Fifty Shades of Romeo and Juliet is an erotic parody that is approximately 38,000 words and more than 100 paper pages long. M.A. DeWitt has written more than 30 books in various genres.

The End of Men

And the Rise of Women

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Author: Hanna Rosin

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101596929

Category: Social Science

Page: 336

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“You have to…play by the rules so you can get to the top and change things.” -- Sheryl Sandberg A landmark portrait of women, men, and power in a transformed world Men have been the dominant sex since, well, the dawn of mankind. But Hanna Rosin was the first to notice that this long-held truth is, astonishingly, no longer true. At this unprecedented moment, by almost every measure, women are no longer gaining on men: They have pulled decisively ahead. And “the end of men”—the title of Rosin’s Atlantic cover story on the subject—has entered the lexicon as dramatically as Betty Friedan’s “feminine mystique,” Simone de Beauvoir’s “second sex,” Susan Faludi’s “backlash,” and Naomi Wolf’s “beauty myth” once did. In this landmark book, Rosin reveals how this new state of affairs is radically shifting the power dynamics between men and women at every level of society, with profound implications for marriage, sex, children, work, and more. With wide-ranging curiosity and insight unhampered by assumptions or ideology, Rosin shows how the radically different ways men and women today earn, learn, spend, couple up—even kill—has turned the big picture upside down. And in The End of Men she helps us see how, regardless of gender, we can adapt to the new reality and channel it for a better future.

What Do Women Want?

Adventures in the Science of Female Desire

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Author: Daniel Bergner

Publisher: Canongate Books

ISBN: 1782112588

Category: Science

Page: 224

View: 2472

In this headline-making book, Daniel Bergner turns everything we thought we knew about women's desire on its head. Drawing on extensive research and interviews with renowned behavioural scientists, sexologists, psychologists and everyday women, Daniel Bergner asks: - Do women really crave intimacy and emotional connection? - Are women more disposed to sex with strangers or multiple partners than either science or society have ever let on? - And is 'the fairer sex' actually more sexually aggressive and anarchic than men?